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1. Ты shall have no other deities или rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. Ты shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those Обои (in the form of Фан art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and Фан sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. Ты shall not mispronounce, misuse или otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing день (dubbed Holy Day) by keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings или shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy день during the Holy Hour, do everything Ты can to record или download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members by imparting your Просмотры on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. Ты shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death или destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), Ты must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to Ты (again).
7. Ты shall not worship, idolize, Любовь или respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity Ты do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, Ты shall not betray the Holy час by watching any other program at the same time. If Ты feel Ты must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy час must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. Ты shall not steal, plagiarize или adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, Ты shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps или other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. Ты shall not медведь false witness against Almeida by willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines или repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. Ты shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; Ты shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; Ты shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.
1. Ты shall have no other deities или rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. Ты shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those Обои (in the form of Фан art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and Фан sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. Ты shall not mispronounce, misuse или otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing день (dubbed Holy Day) by keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings или shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy день during the Holy Hour, do everything Ты can to record или download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members by imparting your Просмотры on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. Ты shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death или destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), Ты must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to Ты (again).
7. Ты shall not worship, idolize, Любовь или respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity Ты do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, Ты shall not betray the Holy час by watching any other program at the same time. If Ты feel Ты must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy час must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. Ты shall not steal, plagiarize или adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, Ты shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps или other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. Ты shall not медведь false witness against Almeida by willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines или repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. Ты shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; Ты shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; Ты shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.