My life had a BAD BEGINNING,
Ever since, a snake killed my Father in the REPTILE ROOM.
I was so miserble I tried to kill myself by jumping out of THE WIDE WINDOW.
But my Mother stopped me, and we went to live in a MISERBLE MILL.
I hated it so much I was sent to the Austere Academy.
One day, my sister died, falling down the ERATZ ELAVATOR.
So we went to live in THE VILE VILLIAGE, trying to escape from the place of woe.
Soon my Mother got sick and had to be rushed to the HOSTILE HOSPITAL.
Me and my brother were so miserble we went to stay at the CARNIVOROUS CARNIVAL.
But my brother fell off the SLIPPERY SLOPE and died.
I had Остаться в живых all my family so I tried to drown myself in THE GRIM GROTTO.
But suddenly, when all seemed Остаться в живых I found The PENULTIMATE PERIL which could raise the dead.
So that was THE END to all my troubles.
Ever since, a snake killed my Father in the REPTILE ROOM.
I was so miserble I tried to kill myself by jumping out of THE WIDE WINDOW.
But my Mother stopped me, and we went to live in a MISERBLE MILL.
I hated it so much I was sent to the Austere Academy.
One day, my sister died, falling down the ERATZ ELAVATOR.
So we went to live in THE VILE VILLIAGE, trying to escape from the place of woe.
Soon my Mother got sick and had to be rushed to the HOSTILE HOSPITAL.
Me and my brother were so miserble we went to stay at the CARNIVOROUS CARNIVAL.
But my brother fell off the SLIPPERY SLOPE and died.
I had Остаться в живых all my family so I tried to drown myself in THE GRIM GROTTO.
But suddenly, when all seemed Остаться в живых I found The PENULTIMATE PERIL which could raise the dead.
So that was THE END to all my troubles.
Bonjour Fellows!
I'm sure Ты have heard that Netflix is adapting Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Yippe! 😄
So here who I would like to potray the roles.
Olivia Cooke as фиолетовый Baudelaire
Mason Cook as Klaus Baudelaire
Any Talented Baby as Sunny Baudelaire
Emily Blunt as Kit Snicket
John Rhys-Davies as Mr. Poe
Laura Linney as Justice Strauss
Helena Bonham Carter as Esme Squalor
Ralph Fiennes as Count Olaf
I'm sure Ты have heard that Netflix is adapting Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Yippe! 😄
So here who I would like to potray the roles.
Olivia Cooke as фиолетовый Baudelaire
Mason Cook as Klaus Baudelaire
Any Talented Baby as Sunny Baudelaire
Emily Blunt as Kit Snicket
John Rhys-Davies as Mr. Poe
Laura Linney as Justice Strauss
Helena Bonham Carter as Esme Squalor
Ralph Fiennes as Count Olaf
The rapids pulled one away as
Hours of work carried the rest.
Evening brought a flock of misfortune,
Yet the rest were still their best.
Although the sky was fairly
Radiant, none suspected much from it.
Eventually, however, something transpired:
Siblings once Остаться в живых were found,
Tales of their years were told
Into the late hours of night, and
Lanes that once were dark seemed full of
Light.
Abruptly,
Light returned to darkness as
Icy rapids separated them once again, and
Verbal cries were called to a Вопрос without
End.
Hours of work carried the rest.
Evening brought a flock of misfortune,
Yet the rest were still their best.
Although the sky was fairly
Radiant, none suspected much from it.
Eventually, however, something transpired:
Siblings once Остаться в живых were found,
Tales of their years were told
Into the late hours of night, and
Lanes that once were dark seemed full of
Light.
Abruptly,
Light returned to darkness as
Icy rapids separated them once again, and
Verbal cries were called to a Вопрос without
End.