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Fan fiction by ItachiUchihaGF posted Больше года
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Itachi Turned On The T.v. It Turned On To A Cooking Показать And How To Make Sushi. Since He Was Too Lazy To Look For The Remote , He Was Forced To Go Through An Our Of Torture.

"And Now For The Fish" The Chef сказал(-а) , For A еще Rare Dish Ты Could Use акула Meat Instead. Itachi Immediently Sat Up And Started Paid Attention To The Ingredients To Make Sushi

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Kisame Was Cleaning His Pet рыба Tank When A Black , Cloth Bag Was Placed Over His Head

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Itachi,Itachi,Itachi,Itachi,Itachi , A Whiny Voice сказал(-а) , "What Are Ты Doing ?"

"Shut Up Tobi!" Itachi Screamed "For The Last Time I'm Making Sushi"

"Why Is The Sushi Blue?"

"Get OUT!" Tobi Was Rudely Kicked And Landed On An Акацуки Robe. "Hey, This Is Kisame's Robe. I Wonder What Happened?" Tobi Ran Around The Headquarters Until He Bumped In To Deidara.

" Эй, Deidara Senpai! Do Ты Have A Lolly For Me?"

"No! , Do I Look Like I'm Carrying Candy, Un!" Deidara Was Going To Suffocate Tobi Until They Were Interupted By Sasori.
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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“Yo Pain,” Hidan shouted, “Where the f*** is Kakuzu? I checked his room and all his s*** is gone.” Pain was sitting in his office with Konan standing Далее to him.

“Kakuzu decided to take advantage of our retirement plan. He no longer works for Akatsuki,” Pain explained.

“When the f*** did we get a retirement plan?” Hidan asked.

“Kakuzu set it up. He was our treasurer after all,” Konan said, “Zetsu is also retiring. I heard he even moved into the same assisted living facility.”

Pain added, “Until we can find an adequate replacement for Kakuzu Ты will be working alone.”

Hidan was silent for a moment. Konan walked over to him sympathetically and said, “I know it must come as a shock. Ты worked so closely together for so many years. Just let out whatever you’re feeling.”

Then a large smile spread across Hidan’s face and he leapt through the window of Pain’s office, shattering the glass and shouting, “Woohoo!”
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Pein and Konan were standing Далее to each other as Pein handed her a piece of paper. “Your mission is to examine the village’s security around the perimeter,” He explained.

“This mission will take a few hours,” Konan replied, “Want to get me away from the base for a little while?” Konan winked at Pein, but he only looked mildly confused.

“You have lived in the rain village all your life,” Pein said, “It makes sense that Ты examine the layout of the land.”

“That is true. How convenient that such a mission would occur today of all days,” Konan сказал(-а) as she left, still smiling brightly at Pein.

Pein stood there as Zetsu emerged from the ground Далее to him. Pein asked, “You have any idea what she is so happy about?”

Zetsu explained, “She thinks Ты are planning a special surprise for her because today is the anniversary of when Ты became a couple.”

Pein’s eyes went wide. He remembered the last time he forgot their anniversary and Konan responded by making him eat origami dinners for a week while she had real food. Pein grabbed Zetsu in mid-panic and said, “I can’t have...
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Kakuzu’s scream echoed throughout the halls of the Akatsuki. All of the members raced to where they heard the scream and found Kakuzu on the ground lying on his side in the fetal position.
    
“What happened? Did one of the tailed beasts escape their seal?” Pein asked.
    
“Is our headquarters under attack by enemy shinobi?” Konan asked.
    
“Did someone have Пончики and wouldn’t share them?” Tobi asked.

The other members glared at Tobi for his Вопрос and Deidara dragged Tobi away by his ear. “No,” Kakuzu replied, “It is worse than all of those things. It is the most horrible evil imaginable.”
    
“Quit being an overdramatic little сука and just tell us what the f*** happened,” Hidan shouted.
    
The wind mask emerged slightly from Kakuzu’s back and blasted Hidan back a great distance. Kakuzu then turned to the others and shouted, “We are out of money!”
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Article by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Set Up - In order to play Ты will need two six-sided dice, a board with twelve spaces which includes a start and finish space, and game pieces to symbolize the characters Ты are using.

Object of the Game - Your character must be either the first character to reach the finish Космос или be the only one to still have health.

How to Play - Roll the dice to see who goes first. Once the player order has been established the game begins. Each player rolls the two dice and adds up the totals. Depending on what the total is determines what in a series of possible events happens to your character. Each character also has five health. If the character loses all their health they lose the game. Each playable character also has a special technique that can be used only once in the game unless Ты roll an 11. The special technique can be used at any time in the game except if your character has zero health.

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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Pain stood at a podium and said, “My fellow Akatsuki, we are here to honor the loss of our comrade Sasori.”

Pain looked at the side of the room and saw that Kisame was getting Еда served to him from a buffet by Zetsu and Konan.

“Hey we aren’t supposed to start eating until the service is over,” Pain complained.

“Well Ты are kind of losing the crowd sir,” Zetsu said, “Maybe try to liven it up a bit.”

“It’s a funeral,” Pain said, “If things were alive we wouldn’t be here in the first place.”

Pain looked out at the crowd to see Hidan snoring with a small stream of drool going down his cheek. Kakuzu was sitting Далее to him counting money in his hand. Kisame sat back down Далее to Itachi and began eating as he handed Itachi his dango. Tobi was wailing while holding a box of tissues with Deidara inching away from him.

“Now Deidara will deliver a eulogy for Sasori,” Pain сказал(-а) as he waved Deidara up.

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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Five coffins shot out of the ground. The lids slowly fell down revealing Nagato, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. Suddenly the bodies awaken.

Deidara steps вперед and looks around saying, “Where am I?” He looks to his left and sees Sasori in a coffin and Kakuzu to the right of him. “Oh no,” Deidara said, “I’ve been buried alive un! This is my worst nightmare come true un.”

“Shut up brat,” Sasori said, “If Ты were buried alive then Ты wouldn’t be above ground.”

Deidara stared at Sasori for a moment. He then reached вперед and poked Sasori’s face. Sasori grabbed Deidara’s finger and bent it backwards, causing Deidara great pain. Sasori asked, “What exactly do Ты think you’re doing brat?”

“I was checking to see if it was really your human body un,” сказал(-а) Deidara as he fell to his knees in anguish.

Sasori let go in surprise and looked at his hands. He really was human.

“Hey,” Kakuzu whispered to Deidara and Sasori, “You guys want to buy my coffin. I’m the tallest so it is nice and roomy. It’s like a luxury coffin.”
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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The vain in Pain’s head was throbbing badly as he saw the Акацуки members fighting as usual. Sasori and Deidara were bickering about art. Hidan and Kakuzu were having a full blown fight. Tobi kept tugging on his sleeve and saying, “Leader. Leader. Leader.”
    
Finally Pain exploded in a fit of rage. “Shut up,” he shouted so loudly that the entire organization froze in place, “I have had it with your utter incompetence! All Ты do is fight with each other, fail every mission I give you, and give me stomach pains. Ты do all of this and I pay Ты for it. Sometimes I wish this foul organization didn’t even exist. It is absolutely-”.
    
Suddenly Pain just froze in place. Konan rushed to him. “Oh no,” she said, “Zetsu!” Zetsu emerged from the ground Далее to her. She whispered, “Something must be wrong with Nagato. We must get to him.” He nods and they rush to aid Nagato.

Meanwhile Nagato continued to cough up blood as he passed out. When he opened his eyes he was in a massive corridor filled with what seemed to be endless doors. Nagato asked, “Where am I?”
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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“Alright everybody. Welcome to the Teamwork Ropes Course,” The counselor сказал(-а) to the silent Akatsuki, “Your leader Pain has decided to try and assess your ability as a team.”

Hidan started to walk away. “I’m not going to do this s***.”

Pain used Bansho Tensei to pull Hidan’s freshly stitched head off of his body and into his hand. Pain turned Hidan’s head to him and said, “I would like to remind Ты that if Ты don’t do it Ты will be fired, homeless, and made an enemy of Akatsuki.”

Hidan cursed under his breath as Kakuzu reattached Hidan’s head to his body.

The counselor then passed out pieces of paper and pencils and started to explain the first task, “I want everyone to write down exactly what they are thinking. I will draw your responses randomly from a hat and Ты have to try and pick out which one is your partner. This will test how well Ты know your partner.”

The counselor gathered the papers and began to draw them. “I’ll read the first card,” he said, “It says ‘I’m feeling hungry. Do they serve лосось here?’ ”
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Fan fiction by vampirecat33 posted Больше года
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..........Last time on the haunted mansion........
“Where is he” I whispered to myself “he should of been here right about now”
“Konan~” Someone whispered behind the bushes
“I know that's Ты Pein” I сказал(-а) with a smirk
“Konan~”
“Pein I know your there” I сказал(-а) again
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“Konan~”
    “Pein stop trying to scare me!” I yelled
    “What do Ты mean stop trying to scare you?”, I turned around surprised to see Pein behind me.
    “Konan~” someone whispered again.
    Pein looked around “Who else do Ты think is here?”
    “I don’t know” I сказал(-а) “did Ты tell anyone else to come here?”
    “No”
    “Then who is behind the bush?” I kinda whispered to myself
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Fan fiction by vampirecat33 posted Больше года
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I ran to the Attic to get away from that thing that is coming after me “Come play with me” it сказал(-а) over and over.
    I got to the attic and I tried to get the skeleton key in the lock to unlock it as fast as I can, when I finally got into the attic before that thing could get any closer to me and then I heard someone или something whispering my name again, I turned around
    “Who’s there?” I сказал(-а) calmly, I heard the whisper again so I went to were the whispering was coming from.
    As I got closer the whispering became louder and louder, when I got really close to the sound someone или something grabbed my leg and pulled me to the ground.
..........Later That Morning..............
    When I went to school today I checked my Twitter and one of my Друзья just tweeted a story about the Haunted Mansion, with a tower, I was in the middle of Чтение it when the school колокол, колокольчик, белл rang.
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Kisame and Itachi waved goodbye to the rest of Акацуки as they headed out for vacation. Kisame seemed to be sulking. “Why did Ты volunteer us to stay behind to guard the base. We’re going to miss out.” Itachi looked up at him. “We will have a great time when our dates get here. I used my genjutsu to make sure your дата thinks you’re a wealthy купальник model rather than a sadistic рыба man.” Kisame smiled at that idea. “Besides something tells me they’ll be back very soon.” Pein continued to read the map as the rest of Акацуки followed from behind. “We are almost at the hotel for are first Акацуки vacation.” Tobi began to dance around the group with joy. “Yay! Tobi loves vacations.” They finally stopped and Pein looked up from his map to see the dilapidated building. Hidan became enraged. “What kind of s*** hole do Ты have us staying at?” Pein looked over at Kakuzu. “I gave Ты ten percent of the budget so Ты could get us a nice hotel.” Kakuzu folded his arms. “I did Ты one better. I got a nice hotel and saved Ты money.” A man came walking out of the hotel. “My name is Utaka. Welcome to the Lagoon Paradise.” Deidara walked closer to...
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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The sun rose gently over a холм, хилл as Zetsu sprinkled water over several Цветы and birds chirped a beautiful melody. Zetsu began to speak to himself. “This is a beautiful morning. Yes quite. Absolutely nothing could ruin it.” “Yo Zetsu! What the f*** are Ты doing?” Zetsu turned around and mumbled to himself. “Except that.” The birds flew away out of fear of Hidan’s shouting. Hidan looked at Zetsu’s garden with disgust. “These are some pretty ugly weeds Ты got here pal.” “We are not your pal. Now if Ты don’t mind We’d like to continue with our gardening.” Hidan stood over Zetsu’s shoulder. “Oh right Ты got a трещина, сплит personality. Say does that mean when Ты f*** it is automatically a threesome?” Zetsu took a deep sigh to calm down. “Go away please.” Hidan noticed an unusual Золото colored цветок and moved closer to it. Zetsu became alarmed. “Don’t touch that! It’s very dangerous!” Hidan scoffed, “I’m immortal s***head. I’ll be fine.” The цветок sprayed a Золото dust on Hidan and he immediately passed out. Zetsu stared at Hidan for a moment. “Should we help him? Nah.” About an час later Hidan woke up and Zetsu had finished...
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a минута about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his постель, кровати and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of постель, кровати yelling as he threw small spiders of clay at Tobi. As he was about to explode them Tobi yelled out, “Senpai wait! Don’t hurt Tobi!” Deidara realized it was Tobi. “Tobi! What are Ты doing in my постель, кровати un?” Tobi looked up at Deidara. “Tobi had a nightmare and thought his senpai would help.” “Get out of my постель, кровати или you’ll have a real life nightmare un.” Tobi got up as Deidara got back in his постель, кровати and sighed. “I can’t believe you’re in Акацуки Tobi. Акацуки are supposed to be intimidating and fearless and Ты are afraid of just sleeping by yourself.” Tobi tilted his head....
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Hidan was running down a path that led to a nearby village. “S*** I’m late. Kakuzu is probably going to сука about how I didn’t get there in time to help him.” “You have bigger things to worry about than that.” Hidan looked over to his left and saw a sound ninja wearing glasses. “Who the hell are you?” The sound ninja pushed his glasses up on his face and exclaimed, “My name is Kabuto and I believe Ты will be coming with me.” Hidan laughed. “Like some nerdy ninja can take me.” Hidan grabbed his scythe and swung at Kabuto, cutting him in half instantly. “F***! This guy was even wimpier then I thought.” Suddenly something came up from the ground and hit Hidan in his arms and legs rendering them useless. Hidan fell to the ground and looked up to see Kabuto who’s hands were glowing bright blue from chakra. “The fellow Ты attacked was a product of my Dead Soul Technique. An ability that allows me to temporarily reanimate a corpse. Give them a little plastic surgery and they make great decoys.” Hidan looked over at the decoy. “Too bad for the corpse. Looking like Ты must be a fate worse than death.” Kabuto picked up Hidan’s limp body and...
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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“I should have been the one left in charge. I’m the Акацуки treasurer after all.” Itachi replied to Kakuzu, “Pein doesn’t want Ты turning the base into a casino like last time.” Kakuzu muttered something under his breath and sat back down with the other Акацуки members as Itachi continued. “Anyway Konan and Pein went to a spa retreat for some… privacy.” Tobi raised his hand. “Yes Tobi?” Tobi stood up. “Why didn’t they bring Tobi? Tobi is a good boy.” Hidan chuckled. “Because Pein wanted to be a dirty boy.” Tobi pointed at himself. “Tobi can be a dirty boy.” Everyone started to chuckle except Tobi and Itachi. “Grow up Ты idiots. Tobi sit down please.” Tobi sat down. “Anyways since I’m the temporary leader I have decided that we are all going to take the день off. Everyone is dismissed.” Everyone got up and went in separate directions. Deidara looked around but couldn’t find Tobi. He went to Kisame who was digging up a portion of the ground outside the base. “You haven’t seen Tobi have Ты un?” “No sorry. I could use your help though. Could Ты use your bombs to help me dig up this area.” Deidara made a clay bird and flew...
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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“Cut it out!” Pein yelled at his Акацуки subordinates. Once again his meeting was interrupted by Kakuzu and Hidan’s fighting as well as Deidara and Sasori debating what art was. They continued in spite of him, so Konan threw several paper bomb airplanes at them. They exploded causing them to panic, Hidan in particular. “What the f*** was that about?” “Pein was speaking and Ты were all fighting like children on a playground!” Kisame laughed at the others getting in trouble and Itachi rolled his eyes. Sasori responded, “Well Deidara and I were just having a lively debate. Kakuzu and Hidan were the ones getting physical.” A vein throbbed in Pein’s head. “All this fighting within the organization can’t be good for efficiency. I think we are going to make some changes.” Kakuzu looked up. “Like what?” Pein waved Zetsu over as he explained. “I’m talking about new teams. Kakuzu will now work with Deidara and Sasori will now work with Hidan.” All four were surprised by this decision. Zetsu then трещина, сплит into black and white Zetsu to give a scroll to the two new teams. White Zetsu walked over to Deidara and Kakuzu. “Your mission shall be to intercept a...
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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“Art is an eternal beauty. It is meant to be this way so that the artist’s soul can continue to exist and bring the lessons of his life to others.” “No. Art is beauty that exists in a single moment so that the artist will have inspiration to seek even greater heights un.” Kisame looked behind him as Sasori and Deidara continued to bicker. “Art is an eternal beauty.” Suddenly Kisame made a large sweeping motion with his Samehada forcing Sasori and Deidara to jump back a few yards. “Your argument has been giving me and Itachi an ‘eternal’ headache! Do Ты two ever stop?” Sasori and Deidara replied in unison with a “When he admits my art is better.” Sasori and Deidara then glared at each other. Kisame let out a heavy sigh. “Can Ты believe them Itachi?” When he turned around for Itachi’s response he realized Itachi hadn’t stopped walking. “Hey wait up! Don’t leave me with these two crazy people!.” Kisame started to run after Itachi. Deidara sarcastically remarked, “Yeah. A guy who wiped out his whole clan is way еще sane then us un.” Then suddenly two giant snakes appeared blocking Kisame’s path. On вверх of them was a group of sound...
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Fan fiction by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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“Shouldn’t Kakuzu be here by now un?” Hidan looked over at Deidara. “It’s not my f****** fault old stitch face is late. Besides I can think of someone else’s partner who I’d prefer was late.” Hidan pointed at Tobi who was chasing a butterfly. Deidara became annoyed. “Tobi! Stop playing with that бабочка un!” Tobi looked at Deidara. “I wasn’t playing with it senpai. I was scaring it. Tobi was being a good boy.” “Ugh,” Deidara grabbed Tobi and dragged him over, “one of these days Tobi un.” Kakuzu was now strolling down the street. Hidan saw him. “Well look what the asshole dragged in. Where the hell were you?” Kakuzu talked as though in a daze. “I was on облако nine.” Hidan raised one eyebrow. “Did Ты find another thirty-five cents in the диван, мягкий уголок again или something?” “Better. I found Любовь on my дата last night.” Hidan took one step away from Kakuzu. “Your starting to freak me out Kakuzu.” Tobi was jumping up and down with joy while holding Kakuzu’s hand. “Tell Tobi! Tell Tobi! Tell Tobi!” Deidara hit Tobi over the head. “Would Ты behave a little less like a four год old for once Tobi un?” Kakuzu began telling the story...
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Opinion by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Kakuzu is very antisocial in nature. He cares nothing about people, except that he can take their hearts to extend his own lifespan and money they may be worth as a bounty. He has also killed numerous partners in the Акацуки until he was partnered with Hidan, whom is immortal. Even then Kakuzu swears that he will find a way kill Hidan one day. Though Kakuzu appears to not have always been this way. He was once a powerful ninja from Takiagakure. After he had failed his mission to kill the first Hokage, his village shunned him and he responded by killing the village elders and taking their hearts. This behavior seems to reflect a controlling nature. When he became upset by things not going the way he wanted, Kakuzu would kill the person responsible such as his former partners and village elders. This would also explain Kakuzu’s Любовь of money. He makes a good portion of money bounty hunting, and was even made the Акацуки Treasurer. Kakuzu regards money as the only dependable thing in the world. This is because he can control money and use it as he pleases, whereas people do whatever they want.
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Opinion by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Hidan is a religious zealot when it comes to his cult-like faith called Jashinism. His entire battle style revolves around obtaining opponents blood for his ritual which honors Jashin, even though it has a tedious number of requirements to perform. Before becoming a Jashinist Hidan defected from his village Yugakure, because it had deteriorated from a shinobi village to a tourist town. Hidan even went as far as to kill his neighbors before leaving. Hidan’s main reason for choosing to become a Jashinist was because slaughtering enemies in battle is considered a sacred act. Hidan seems to draw his self-worth from his ability to fight. When Yugakure decided it no longer needed shinobi, Hidan angrily attacked the village for what he perceived as an insult. He became a Jashinist because it made his violent nature valuable. Like most religious zealots Hidan Просмотры others as “ignorant heathens” for not believing in the ways of his religion. In this way Hidan’s religion also gives him a sense of superiority as well as his sense of self-worth. This is seen in the way he insults everyone he meets, even his partner Kakuzu and the Акацуки leader Pain whom everyone else in the...
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Opinion by AlexWhittier posted Больше года
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Deidara’s obsession for his art is perhaps his most notable personality trait. He seems to view each and every bomb he creates as a piece of art and a significant accomplishment in its own right. He left his Главная village of Iwagakure, because they disapproved of the techniques he developed. He hated Itachi for defeating his art, and even developed C4 clay and trained his left eye to counter genjutsu for the purpose of defeating Itachi someday. Deidara even once exclaimed to Sasuke in their fight that Sasuke had no respect for his art and that it made Deidara want to kill him. He even seems to value his art еще than he does himself, wanting to fight Наруто with only one arm because he viewed him as, “the perfect canvas for my art” and even knowingly killing himself in one massive explosion to kill Sasuke. Considering the nature of his technique involves large explosions, it can be argued that Deidara is a big attention seeker. Before he joined Акацуки he worked as a terrorist бомбардировщик for hire and travelled all over the world bombing different places. Also when he was brought back to life by Kabuto, he was visibly angry to learn that his final explosion didn’t get that...
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Fan fiction by flippy_fan210 posted Больше года
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It was the Далее day. Pein had just called a meeting. Miyu was walking to the meeting room. “this is gonna be great.” she thought sarcastically. When she got there she was the last one there. She sat in between deidara and tobi. “good, now that everyone is here we can begin.” pein said. “now I understand flippy got into a fight with hidan yesterday.” flippy was sitting Далее to the leaders desk. He looked scared and ashamed. “i just have one thing to tell him.” pein continued. “congratulations, Ты passed!.” flippy looked confused. “i passed, what are Ты talking about?” he asked. “you proved that Ты can fight and that's pretty much all Ты need to Присоединиться us.” pein explained. They celebrated with a party. Later that night they heard knocking on the door. “I'm busy, Ты go get it!” hidan yelled, face down on the couch. Kakuzu walked to the door. When he opened it there was a розовый haired girl and a brown haired boy. “what do Ты want?” kakuzu asked. “can we hang out here for a night или two?” the brown haired boy said. “hang out? Heck no ya hippie!” kakuzu yelled. “wait.” miyu сказал(-а) walking up to the door. “these aren't any normal hippies....
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Fan fiction by scourgestar55 posted Больше года
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“nice joke bro.” hidan laughed. Flippy pulled out a нож and pointed it at hidans neck. “it's not a joke. I'll slice your neck open and eat your guts like a buffet.” flippy growled. “that won't kill me.” hidan said. Flippy yelled and swung his нож at hidans face. Hidan dodged and pulled out his scythe. He swung it at flippy. Flippy blocked it with his knife. “you can't kill me.” flippy growled. “nobody has ever come close.” flippy swung his нож again. Hidan blocked it. “nobody has ever come close to killing me either.” he said. Flippy did a back flip and kicked the scythe out of hidans hands. “well I'll kill Ты now.” hidan laughed to himself and cut himself with the staff. Then he made the Jashin symbol on the ground. His skin looked like a skeleton. “how do ya like me now?” hidan asked. “i like Ты as dinner.” flippy growled then he stabbed hidan in the stomach. Then he stepped back holding his own stomach. “how did Ты do that?” flippy asked. Hidan just laughed and stabbed himself right Далее to where flippy stabbed him. Flippy looked at the jashin symbol then looked at hidan. “i understand now.” he growled. Then he ran at hidan...
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Fan fiction by scourgestar55 posted Больше года
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miyu(just imagine she has an akatsuki cloak)
it was a normal день in the akatsuki. Pein was in his room doing paper work, Konan was making origami figures, Deidara was blowing things up outside, Tobi was annoying deidara and Miyu was practicing her elemental jutsus. She shot огонь at a bird, it went up in flames and set a дерево on fire. “interesting.” she mumbled. She shot electricity at another bird and it exploded. “are Ты gonna murder every bird from here to china?” itachi said? “shut up, there's nothing else to do.” miyu replied. “you could kill innocents.” itachi suggested. Miyu looked at him like he was crazy then set an innocent person on fire. “that is kinda fun.” she said. “but it boils their blood too much.” “well, Ты could try that thing.” itachi said, pointing to a green blur in the distance. “what is that thing?” miyu asked. “it looks like a blur. I don't even think it's alive.” “no, it's moving.” itachi replied. “tobi thinks it lokks like a kitty!” tobi screamed. “well I think it looks like a куст, буш being blown by the wind, hm.” deidara said. “whatever it is it's coming towards us.” miyu said. “how can Ты tell?” itachi asked. “just watch it, you'll see.”...
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