Алиса в Стране чудес

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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and сказал(-а) "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice сказал(-а) "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice сказал(-а) "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant сказал(-а) "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice сказал(-а) "What?"

Tarrant сказал(-а) "You should...

Peter's Evil Overlord List was compiled in 1994 by Peter Anspach as a Список of things that one should and should not do if they become an evil overlord. The Список can be found here: link

So how does the Red Queen measure up? Not very well actually. I have compiled the following Список of all the things in the Evil Overlord Список that she did wrong или didn't do at all.

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3. My noble half-brother whose трон I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. I’m scratching my head at why she didn’t just get rid of Mirana once and for all.

10. I will...