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"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a дерево with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber Ты jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the дерево was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty Ты ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey Ты sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey Ты fat жопа, попка Ты better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha сука see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of Ты is going for a ride, if Ты do this, Ты get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like Ты to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here Ты go, Heres your money, *gags* dude Ты Need a shower!" Humphrey сказал(-а) and gaged. "Lilly meet Ты at the логово, ден ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the Далее day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it сказал(-а) "Sooper glue". "Okay Эй, cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a дерево with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber Ты jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the дерево was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty Ты ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey Ты sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey Ты fat жопа, попка Ты better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha сука see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of Ты is going for a ride, if Ты do this, Ты get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like Ты to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here Ты go, Heres your money, *gags* dude Ты Need a shower!" Humphrey сказал(-а) and gaged. "Lilly meet Ты at the логово, ден ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the Далее day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it сказал(-а) "Sooper glue". "Okay Эй, cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
CHAPTER 1:On one fall afternoon me and Kate woke up first before i did.And she сказал(-а) to me:wake up sleepy head"she whispered.so i did wake up from my sleep and i said:good afternoon Kate."and she'd replied to me:good after to Ты Humphrey".then we started to walk down the холм, хилл and wait for the pack to come with us and as they came to stop beside us and they said:so are we hunting today?"and i said:yes we are!"so we started to wait for a an ambush for the caribou and we got one caribou and take back to the логово, ден and ate it. the end of this part!see еще on www.fanpop.com/alpha and omega/articles.enjoy this one!see Ты guys there!slydog117.(best friend).
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humphreys pov
it was the ultiment showndown which was part of the ultiment destiny Волки Волки and еще Волки as far the eye can see and it could go on for a century necks begin bitten and legs torn off it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw but was won easily "its over we won" humphrey сказал(-а) "yes its over (panting)" kate said
kates pov
the battle is over and the pups are at the parents логово, ден "hey huphrey i'm bored can we have fun (giggles)" kate сказал(-а) "sure" humphrey сказал(-а) he began to mount me slow and soft and graudaly sped and made me climax 5 time and we finished when he climaxed and we cleanded up picked the kids up and headed Главная but the sky began to rip apart and everything was sucked in
THE END!!!!!
humphreys pov
it was the ultiment showndown which was part of the ultiment destiny Волки Волки and еще Волки as far the eye can see and it could go on for a century necks begin bitten and legs torn off it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw but was won easily "its over we won" humphrey сказал(-а) "yes its over (panting)" kate said
kates pov
the battle is over and the pups are at the parents логово, ден "hey huphrey i'm bored can we have fun (giggles)" kate сказал(-а) "sure" humphrey сказал(-а) he began to mount me slow and soft and graudaly sped and made me climax 5 time and we finished when he climaxed and we cleanded up picked the kids up and headed Главная but the sky began to rip apart and everything was sucked in
THE END!!!!!
It was close to midnight, there were no sounds in the forest exept the static coming from alpha 3's communicator.
Alpha 1: "Alpha 3 what's your location. over."
Alpha 3: "I'm about 5 clicks from the-"
Alpha 4: "THIS IS ALPHA 4 I NEED HELP NOW! GAAAHH..."
Alpha 1: "ALPHA 4 COME IN OVER."
Alpha 3: "Sir Ты need to get to the rondezvous, there's somthing Ты need to see. over."
Alpha 1: "And what is that Alpha 3?"
Alpha 3: "you wouldn't belive me if i told you."
Writers note: it's not the best story in the world. in the Комментарии tell me if Ты think i should make chapter one of "Alpha Team"
Alpha 1: "Alpha 3 what's your location. over."
Alpha 3: "I'm about 5 clicks from the-"
Alpha 4: "THIS IS ALPHA 4 I NEED HELP NOW! GAAAHH..."
Alpha 1: "ALPHA 4 COME IN OVER."
Alpha 3: "Sir Ты need to get to the rondezvous, there's somthing Ты need to see. over."
Alpha 1: "And what is that Alpha 3?"
Alpha 3: "you wouldn't belive me if i told you."
Writers note: it's not the best story in the world. in the Комментарии tell me if Ты think i should make chapter one of "Alpha Team"
