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posted by TimberHumphrey
oh my god! well, it's official. the месяц of January as a whole hates us, it hates us as moviegoers. why? you're about to find out. "The Legend of Hercules". so, "The Legend of Hercules" stars Kellan Lutz as Hercules, along with a bunch of stuntmen and models. and "The Legend of Hercules" looks pretty much like that "Book of Mormon Movie" from 2003. yeah, it's like they all got together and were like "Hey, let's do a Hercules movie". no, it's not really the crew of "Book of Mormon" in this movie, i'm just saying it really looks like it.
and Ты can totally tell that i hated this movie, but i'm serious here guys: it's terrible! and it's a different kinda bad, it's like when you're watching this movie and Ты look up to God and you're like "Look, i'm sorry! Whatever i did to piss Ты off, i'm really sorry". yea, i did that. why? cause this movie was so bad, it reminded me of "BlinkyTM". i couldn't believe it did that, and i hate "BlinkyTM" with a big passion. i mean, c'mon! they already reminded me of it by saying they're making a shit sequel, so i don't need this movie to remind me of it again! from the opening shot of this movie, i was like "Alright, this CGI's complete shit. Hope it gets better". nope, the CGI's awful. there were a few scenes when it had sets, which that was cool. but this movie's just shitty CGI, shitty acting, shitty green screen and shitty costumes. the costumes don't have any grit to them. they're just "costumes" made in material that looks like somebody just bought em at a what-ever store.
and the fight sequences... oh sweet Jesus! Ты might think i'm kidding, but i kid Ты not. the fights were just obnoxious! and every fight scene lasted like around 30 minutes. but it seemed longer cause they just kept re-using slow motion. like when somebody gets hit, the slow mo happens and they're like "Hey look how stylistic we are!" it's not 2000 anymore. i'm serious, nobody gives a shit about that, so stop re-using it! but they just kept doing that over and over again. seriously, when somebody gets hit, it's just kicking the slow mo. and in the first scene of the movie, i was like "Is that gonna do the whole movie?" guess what? it does. And not only was everything terrible, and the movie set them back... maybe 500 bucks или some shit like that.
but once that budget was gone, they tried to make something good, but they failed cause they couldn't. and Ты can tell: when a guy gets hit by a spear, he does that tuck-the-spear-under-your-arm thing. but the worst part of that whole scene, it's that the camera was focused on the side where he was tucking the spear under his arm. it would've been better if it would was like on the right side, where he was tucking it under his left arm. but really?! on the left side?! hell no! and yea, the Актёрское искусство was absolute shit, but i guess i gotta talk about that too. i'm serious guys. the Актёрское искусство in this movie.... *laughs* oh my god! Kellan Lutz might be a good guy in real life, but he can't act for shit! i'm serious, this guy doesn't know how to act. he's just there to Показать off some abs for the ladies. and the bad guys are so freaking over-the-top! and Ты thought the bad guy in "The Last Airbender" was overacting. but that guy's like Viggo Mortenson on downers compared to the bad guys in this movie. Ya know, like Hercules's brother who's i guess supposed to be some sorta Loki knock-off, he just acts slimy all the time. and his dad who's supposed Zeus, he just yells and screams at everything he says. and i'm yelling right now, cause this movie was absolute shit and it got me heated. but this guy can be ordering from McDonalds and he'll be like "I'LL TAKE A BURGER, WITH A DIET PEPSI! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET PEPSI!" seriously guys, when i watching this movie and every time this guys came up, i almost fainted. i got no idea who the hell did he do that for the whole movie.
and this movie was directed by Renny Harlin? really?! i mean, i don't know if Ты know this, but Renny Harlin used to Hollywood's best Finnish director. there was a time when he did great Фильмы like "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger" and "Deep Blue Sea". seriously Renny, what happened to you, man? why are Ты doing this? "The Legend of Hercules" is officially the "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" of Hercules movies. yea, that's totally bad, i ain't making it up. cause i saw it for myself and i really suffered through it. honestly guys, there's nothing i actually liked in this movie.

cause "The Legend of Hercules" is... Dogshit!

i'm looking вперед to the Brett Ratner version of "Hercules" now. seriously, after watching this piece of shit, i'm officially looking вперед to Brett Ratner's "Hercules" starring The Rock. don't waste your time with this thing, it's a complete piece of shit!

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It was a sunny afternoon in the land of the wolves. I carefully examined the ground and noticed some elk tracks. Three weeks till I ate last. How much tracking before I can eat again. It wasn't like this before. I remember back when I could have whatever I needed.

~Flashes Back~

"Sir your Еда is ready. Is there anything else Ты require?" Asks a very young servant boy of what looked to be fifteen. I shake my head and open the dish pleased with what I saw. It was my Избранное casserole.

"Not that I can think of, please do be gone so I can eat in peace." I say waving away the boy before I begin...
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posted by westernunit-211
(This is the continuation, hope Ты enjoy it.)



3 months later

March 17 07:00hrs
Outside Western Territory
Humphrey 1 год old

Every волк was outside ready for their last task before they become a solider. Recker and Sarah arranged them into two teams. Humphrey, Rocket, Will, and Eli were team one. Sky, Derek, Red, and Mac were team two. Stacy, Sally, Trixie, and падуб, holly, холли were already assigned to each team as medics. The final task was to see if they master every Переместить they have known and every defense plus attack moves they have been taught. Recker spoke. "Okay so this is how it's gonna work out. Your...
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posted by usedtobe2
'kate, can i ask Ты something..' Humphrey slowly lifted his mouth as he looked at her with a confused face.
'sure humphrey, what's wrong.' Kate сказал(-а) as she sat Далее to humphrey; he tried giving her an escimo Kiss but kate just stood still as humphrey pretended as if their was something on his nose to play it off.
'How much do Ты Любовь me.' Humphrey's voice echoed as claudette came inside quickly interrupting kate as she was about to talk.
'Mom loves Ты as much as i do! if she didn't we wouldn't be here running around, stinky wouldn't be as he was today and runt climbing trees Dad. she loves...
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Summary: Valentines день story! After starting a family Kate and Humphrey could use some time together again after devoting all of it to their pups. They don't mind not having alone time anymore but as the winter comes to a close aunt Lilly steps in and decides that they need a break from the pups for one night. *Short Story*

A/N: Happy early Valentine's день everyone, and to celebrate I decided to write a little story for Ты all to enjoy. This takes place a месяц или two after the events of A&O 2, which make this my first story to build off of it.
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Couples...
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Lets take a look back at 2013 and what 2014 may hold!
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‘he seems in place, the ремень, пояс, пояса and the G-force is ready to start… should we give him a run?’ one of the professors questioned as I look down on through the tablets and buttons surrounding us. I held my paws and played with my thumbs around ‘n around til I finally thought of an answer.
‘or are Ты worried sir..’ he added.
I stare across him and at the young лиса, фокс in training; a rookie who entered the Космос force for еще recruits.
‘What’s his special skill.’ I asked a dark male human Далее to me. He held his hand besides my shoulders as I looked right at him without hesitation.
‘’What’re...
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Drip…drip…drip
The drips of pellucid water dripped on continuously all день and night, m right ear flopped and buzzed almost half an час или so.
I stretched and yawned while I was still laying on the ground.
I rosed with an ache, popping my neck sideways.
The sun was barely rising as its heat started flowing inside the cave.
Damn it made me feel drowsy, wanting to go back to bed, well…in a cave; though what’s the difference.
I twisted my body to get a good glance over at Tesla, but she wasn’t there; neither her cover nor journal.
I forgot, she volunteered as a(n) councils apprentice which...
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posted by Katecutewolf
This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope Ты enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. Ты are warned!

Chapter 1: Recapitulating
After Kate and Humphrey nuzzled each other for the first time in front of the entire pack, they returned to their cave where they would spend the night. Both Волки were very tired from the trip from Idaho to Jasper, yet they were both very happy to be Главная безопасно, сейф and sound....
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Chapter 10: "This is Just the Beginning"

As the Волки returned to the valley, Kyle and the rest of the Northerners began to return to their pack.

“Thank Ты for helping us in our fight,” Stinky said, thanking Kyle.

“Of course,” Kyle replied. “Anything for Humphrey’s pups.”

“I don’t think this is over,” Runt said. “When Martin and I were taking Oscar to Sawtooth Cave, he told us about a man who destroyed his entire pack single-handedly. We think he might be the Wolfslayer, the same one Hammond mentioned when he first attacked us. If the Wolfslayer really is the true leader...
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Chapter 16: Exiled

About a год had passed since Humphrey was accepted into the Northern Pack. The Mysterious Man waited outside the borders of the territory, hoping for an opportunity to attack Humphrey. But it didn’t come. At least, not anytime soon.

For a year, Humphrey lived in relative peace in the Northern Pack, spending most of his days playing with Kyle and exploring the area around the pack, making sure not to stray too far from his new Главная for fear of getting lost.

As the год progressed, the Mysterious Man returned to the human town to resupply on Еда and other essentials. He knew...
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added by Charile_Barkin
About a week later Kate and Humphrey went on a date, they went and watch bad teacher on the way Главная the were pissed.
Humphrey: man that movie sucked
(kate in a sexy vocie)...
Kate: i know right, but i have other plans when we get home.
Humphrey: whats that?
(Kate chuckled)
Kate: youll see.
They where listen to testament when they speeded past a cop.
Kate: ah shit.
Humphrey: im not pulling over.
the chace went on until they got home.
When they got inside, kate ran upstaris.
Humphrey: what the hell is she doing.
he went in their room to find kate stripping.
Kate: humphrey, can Ты crawl into постель, кровати and lay on...
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Chapter 7
Salty Has Been Naughty

Humphrey and the others finally arrived at Candy’s den. The first thing they heard was Конфеты yelling “Faster, Faster Salty”. And they could hear Salty yelling “Oh yeah I’ll go faster baby”. They all started to laugh quietly at the loud sex moans. They sat there for a further fifteen minutes. Then Humphrey walked to the entrance to the den. “Hey, Salty Ты there” Humphrey yelled as his voice echoed through the den. “Yeah man I’m here “Salty replied as he came from the shadows of the логово, ден with his wolfhood dripping with his Любовь juice. “ Where...
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It's one shinning night, and Kate and Humphfrey just finished howling togeather. They went for a walk and ended up by a waterfall. Эй, Kate, now that we are alone and we are finaly mates, like i have been dreaming about ever since i met you...
Hey stoped cause he saw Kate's beautiful eyes glimmering in the night. What were Ты saying Humphfrey... I got this strong feeling that i dont understand ever since we met. Kate came closer to Humpfrey and noticed that his little friend was expanding by the second. Umm, Humpfrey i think your friend is trying to say somthing. Yea, its explaining that umm......
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