Invitation to FX's AMERICAN HORROR STORY Housewarming

[WARNING: The following story contains major spoilers from Wednesday's episode of American Horror Story, "Smoldering Children." Read at your own risk.

Um, worst boyfriend ever?

So Tate, it turns out, decided it was best for фиолетовый not to know she had accidentally killed herself and instead proposed that the two commit (fake) suicide and live in Murder House happily ever after. Because of course that trumps boarding school! And when that idea didn't go over so well, he took poor фиолетовый to see her decaying, fly-bait of a corpse, which he had stashed in a crawl Космос beneath the house. Because that's...