Bob was the Остаться в живых Jammers little brother. He loved бекон, бэкон and whenever he touched somebody they turned into him. So the Остаться в живых Jammer told him to only wear gloves.
It was one stormy night. Bob went out to get a drink and noticed Остаться в живых wasn't in his bed. He gasped. "Y U MISSING?" he screeched. He looked everywhere for him and he even looked in the shops.
He was so mad he threw the перчатка, перчатки at a wolf. He growled "Do Ты even know how I am?" сказал(-а) the wolf. "I've been in - " the волк stopped. Bob has touched him with his magical paw. The волк turned derpier and еще bobier than ever. link
Another jammer walked up and сказал(-а) hi to the two Bob's! The волк shaked her hand. She turned into a Bob too. They touched everybody until everybody was a Bob. AJHQ was furious! They banned the Bob accounts for Jamaa.
Animal варенье, джем isn't filled with bobs from this day. Happy jamming!