When older people pronounce Наруто "Nerudow"
*Me Чтение Death Note*
Douche bag: Ты know those comics are for little kids right?
Me: Look at the title, "Death Note"
Douche bag: Thats a stupid name for a children cartoon book!
Me:You idiot! hundreds of people die in this book!
Douche bag: Your such an idiot!
Me:*Nothing worse then a douche bag who's too immature to admit he's wrong*
Me: I wanna watch anime!
Baka: All that is, is Asian tentacle porn!
Me: What the hell?! No it's not!!
Baka: Yeah right. I know Ты watch cartoon porn!
Me:I don't watch porn, idiot. Besides Аниме porn is called Hentai.
Baka: THAT PROVES IT! Ты WATCH PORN! *Yells out to everyone that i watch porn*
Me:(makes sure that everyone hears this)YOU FUCKING RETARD! I DON'T WATCH PORN или HENTAI!
(thinks to self: i hope he dies.)
The funny part of that story^ is that earlier he сказал(-а) that he jerks off often and that he does not believe anyone when they say they dont watch porn или that they never masturbated.He is a hardcore addict.
Baka:Anime is so stupid!
Me:People have committed suicide over the disappointment of not living an anime
Baka:those idiots, why dont they do something that's not stupid?!
Me:Many, Many people would kill Ты right now.
Baka: That's what those stupid idiots get for being so dumb.
Me:(Thinks to self: I hope Ты die a painful slow death.) (I've dedicated my life to anime, manga)
Idiot:You watch anime? isn't that those kids Мультики like pokemon?
Me: i don't watch the children anime's. ANIME'S not cartoons!
Idiot: no it's not. all cartoon are for children
Me:*Facepalm's as i walk out the room*
It's also annoying when people see a japinese commercial Like this one ~
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Then they think japan's a fucked up place but we have commercials like that too. for instance Old Spice ~
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Him:Anime is for perverts!
*later that week he makes me watch the girl with the dragon tattoo (its a mavie about a rapist murderer, There's a lot of sex in it)
Me: These are the kind of Книги and Фильмы your always watching?! O.o
Him: Yeah?
Me: Now Ты can't call me a pervert since Ты watch and read stuff like this! :D
Him:...-_- You're still the pervert out of the two of us.
Me: D:<!!
Her:Anime? Is'nt that the stuff where there eye's are like, there entire faces? and there heads are bigger then there body's?
Me: Sometimes when its a chibi. или a really Moe anime?
Her: Those are stupid words
Me: Idiot's these days...
The people who only ever play games like Call of Duty или Halo say that your wasting your life by watching anime.
....Man iv had alot of these conversations!