What's Your Story?

I cuddled with a Landmine because i Любовь bacon

I licked a Kardashian because the voices in my head сказал(-а) so

Eww...sounds gross-___-lll

I licked a teletubby because i've had one too many drinks XD

I shot the toilet because the voices in my head told me to.

I wrestled a golf ball because the voices in my head told me to...

Mine is a Gundam Fanfic titled Gundam Silver.

The titular Gundam is a sentient machine that can act without the need for a pilot and is one of the many weapons made by the resistance group called the Galaxy Волки to combat the corrupt portions of the Global Union and the Zeppoles Empire.

In the год 1057 of the звезда Era(I made this one up), he was activated in the resistance-owned Космос Colony, Area 4, by a teenager named Rayzer Saseon, when Zeppoles Soldiers raid the place, stealing a bunch of human-like androids and subsequently getting the entire place wrecked in the entire process, forcing the residents and Silver to flee to the ship called the Black Star.
Silver's battle for the good of the universe had just begun.

I am I the only one that can't read it?

I fucked an easter egg because I Любовь beacon.

i licked a policeman because im awesome in bed?????

I wrestled a landmine because my boobs are AMAZING.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.

I wrestled Burt Reynolds because the voices in my head сказал(-а) so... What?!

the letters r too small to read....if someone can read it clearly can u tell wats my story?
my birthday : jan 1st
shirt:blue

I got naked with a bowl of cereal because i'm sexy as f**k lol