Maybe the guy had an argument with his Waifu, killed her, then dumped her body in the ocean and let it drift to where it is now.... That's the еще logical reason :P
The haters. Cuz haters gotta hate. SCREW DEM HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls the body подушка out, cleans it, and goes to attack haters in a подушка fight to the death*