яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth кекс Ты had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make Ты feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered by anypony.
As яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the вверх of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That пони who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that Ты don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of пони Ты are, Ты mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create еще ponies, so we won't need Ты anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, Ты had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but Ты drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course Ты are. Ты drank too much water, and Ты don't feel well. Drink some Ginger пиво, эль, эля instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One еще Вопрос Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would Ты like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did Ты get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would Ты like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive Ты of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give Ты six pairs of wings, and Ты can have them by tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do Ты think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are Ты not feeling well?! Maybe Ты should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was the one shouting to her.
The End
Rarity: That's the twentieth кекс Ты had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make Ты feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered by anypony.
As яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the вверх of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That пони who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that Ты don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of пони Ты are, Ты mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create еще ponies, so we won't need Ты anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, Ты had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but Ты drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course Ты are. Ты drank too much water, and Ты don't feel well. Drink some Ginger пиво, эль, эля instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One еще Вопрос Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would Ты like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did Ты get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would Ты like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive Ты of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give Ты six pairs of wings, and Ты can have them by tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do Ты think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are Ты not feeling well?! Maybe Ты should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was the one shouting to her.
The End
