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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And introducing NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage
Episode 42
Good To See Ты Again
July 10, 1955
It was like any ordinary день in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.
Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring.
Stylo: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Cutting bored.
Stylo: Gamebored.
Hawkeye: Floorbored.
Stylo: Checkerbored.
Hawkeye: All abored.
Stylo: I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: That's what they all say.
A passenger train arrived, and passengers started getting out.
Mirage: *Looking around station*
Hawkeye: Hold up.
Stylo: What is it?
Hawkeye: I don't believe it. Nocturnal Mirage, over here!
Mirage: Pierce? *Walks over to Hawkeye* Good to see Ты again. What are Ты doing here?
Hawkeye: My job.
MIrage: No kidding, Ты work here?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Mirage: I was just going to get a job here myself.
Stylo: Interesting.
Hawkeye: We need to get going, but we'll talk to Ты later Mirage. Good luck on your interview.
Mirage: Thanks.
Hawkeye, and Stylo got in the train, while Nocturnal Mirage went to Pete's office.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Mirage: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: Hello sir, I'm the new worker Ты asked for.
Pete: Ah, yes. Come on in.
Mirage: With pleasure. *Walks into office*
Pete: So, how old are you?
Mirage: Twenty two sir.
Pete: дата of birth, and where?
Mirage: March 20, 1933, Hungary.
Pete: For a Hungarian pony, Ты sound british.
Mirage: I moved to England when I was three, but when the секунда world war started, I moved here into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: I remember that war. We had twenty five big boys delivering soldiers, food, vehicles, weapons, and other supplies to the United States Army.
Mirage: What's a big boy?
Pete: You'll get to see one later.
Orion: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: What now Orion?
Orion: He's back.
Mirage: Who?
Pete: This bus driver. He's so drunk, that he thinks he's a real bus.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.
Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if Ты want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for Ты Mirage, I want Ты to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll Показать Ты everything Ты need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.
So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.
Pete: I'm sure Ты know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell Ты anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, by the tower. Ты push those cars down a small холм, хилл called a hump.
Mirage: How do Ты hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to Показать me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*
While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.
Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. или at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see Ты two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where Ты live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what Ты tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
пони 36: I would.
пони 57: Me too.
пони 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are Ты alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when Ты need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a улица, уличный like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate Ты too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will Ты stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to пересекать, крест a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: Ты drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are Ты going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
Далее morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what Ты two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He Остаться в живых his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: Ты know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing Ты again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And introducing NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage
Episode 42
Good To See Ты Again
July 10, 1955
It was like any ordinary день in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.
Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring.
Stylo: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Cutting bored.
Stylo: Gamebored.
Hawkeye: Floorbored.
Stylo: Checkerbored.
Hawkeye: All abored.
Stylo: I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: That's what they all say.
A passenger train arrived, and passengers started getting out.
Mirage: *Looking around station*
Hawkeye: Hold up.
Stylo: What is it?
Hawkeye: I don't believe it. Nocturnal Mirage, over here!
Mirage: Pierce? *Walks over to Hawkeye* Good to see Ты again. What are Ты doing here?
Hawkeye: My job.
MIrage: No kidding, Ты work here?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Mirage: I was just going to get a job here myself.
Stylo: Interesting.
Hawkeye: We need to get going, but we'll talk to Ты later Mirage. Good luck on your interview.
Mirage: Thanks.
Hawkeye, and Stylo got in the train, while Nocturnal Mirage went to Pete's office.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Mirage: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: Hello sir, I'm the new worker Ты asked for.
Pete: Ah, yes. Come on in.
Mirage: With pleasure. *Walks into office*
Pete: So, how old are you?
Mirage: Twenty two sir.
Pete: дата of birth, and where?
Mirage: March 20, 1933, Hungary.
Pete: For a Hungarian pony, Ты sound british.
Mirage: I moved to England when I was three, but when the секунда world war started, I moved here into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: I remember that war. We had twenty five big boys delivering soldiers, food, vehicles, weapons, and other supplies to the United States Army.
Mirage: What's a big boy?
Pete: You'll get to see one later.
Orion: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: What now Orion?
Orion: He's back.
Mirage: Who?
Pete: This bus driver. He's so drunk, that he thinks he's a real bus.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.
Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if Ты want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for Ты Mirage, I want Ты to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll Показать Ты everything Ты need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.
So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.
Pete: I'm sure Ты know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell Ты anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, by the tower. Ты push those cars down a small холм, хилл called a hump.
Mirage: How do Ты hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to Показать me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*
While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.
Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. или at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see Ты two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where Ты live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what Ты tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
пони 36: I would.
пони 57: Me too.
пони 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are Ты alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when Ты need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a улица, уличный like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate Ты too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will Ты stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to пересекать, крест a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: Ты drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are Ты going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
Далее morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what Ты two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He Остаться в живых his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: Ты know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing Ты again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
