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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 46
Getting A Raise
July 27, 1955
It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.
Hawkeye: Have Ты ever played this game before?
Stylo: No, but I think I know what to do. *Moves pebbles around board* There are fourteen holes on this board. Twelve of them are small, and two of them are bigger. Six of the small ones are mine, one of the bigger ones are mine, and Ты get the rest. Each of the small holes get four pebbles, and we want to get as many pebbles into the big hole as possible.
Hawkeye: Are Ты sure Ты never played this game before?
Stylo: I saw a few ponies play it before.
On Sherman Hill, Percy, and Jeff were fixing part of the line.
Percy: Эй, Jeff, did Ты hear the news?
Jeff: News? What news?
Percy: Pete might get a raise.
Jeff: Oh, good for him.
Percy: But there's a catch.
Jeff: What is it Percy?
Percy: Pete has to pass a test if he wants that raise.
Jeff: On what subject?
Percy: On being a good boss.
Jeff: Well, he's been a very good boss for years. I know he'll pass that test.
Orion: *Driving freight train towards Jeff, and Percy*
Jeff: Get the yellow flag.
Percy: Right. *Grabs yellow flag*
Jeff: *Drives inspection car towards switch, and moves out of Orion's way*
Percy: *Waving yellow flag*
Orion: *Speeds up*
Percy: Oh dear.
Orion's train was going too fast because of the condition of the track. Then, it derailed.
Orion: *Climbs out of train* Haha! Now, I'm going to get fired!
Percy: Come on Orion! I thought Ты were going to dress up, and act like a gypsy.
Orion: I already tried that, but I thought it would be a good idea to drive too fast on tracks that were being repaired by you, and Jeff.
Jeff: Keep that behavior up, and our boss won't get his raise.
Orion: Ты mean our boss will get a raise if we act on our best behavior?
Percy: Yes.
Orion: But what if we're on our worst behavior?
Percy: I'd rather not answer that.
Jeff: Nor would I.
Orion: I'll get fired, won't I?
Jeff & Percy: *Remaining silent*
Orion: Ha, I knew it! I'm going to act on my worst behavior so Pete won't get that raise, then he'll огонь me! *Running to station*
Percy: Is he really gonna get fired for Актёрское искусство on his worst behavior?
Jeff: Very doubtful. He could end up being arrested by the railroad police, или he might take over your job when Ты go on vacation.
Percy: Yeah, I'm looking вперед to that vacation.
In Pete's office at the Cheyenne train station, he was studying for the test he had to pass in order to get his raise, while signing paperwork.
Mirage: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: *Enters office* Hello sir. How's the studying going?
Pete: Terrific. Even though I have to sign these papers while studying, which is actually making things difficult, I'm having the time of my life!
Mirage: I want to let Ты know that Gordon, and Coffee Crème are arguing.
Pete: What for?
Mirage: It's best if Ты find out for yourself sir.
Pete: Great. *Stands up* First I have to study for a test, just to get a raise, and then I get hundreds of papers to sign, and now this! *Walks out of office*
Gordon: How could get engaged to somepony? We're dating!
Coffee Crème: He actually respects me, and doesn't act like an idiot.
Gordon: I don't act like an idiot.
Ponies: Uhmm. *Clearing throats*
Gordon: *Staring at everypony*
Pete: *Arrives* Alright, what's going on here?
Gordon: Frenchy is cheating on me.
Coffee Crème: I am not!
Gordon: Oh yes Ты are. You're dating me, and getting engaged to somepony that doesn't even work here!
Coffee Crème: But he still works on the same railroad that I do.
Gordon: Where is he?
Coffee Crème: Denver, but don't Ты dare try to fight him.
Gordon: Why not? I'm tough.
A small leaf lands on Gordon's head from a дерево nearby.
Gordon: AAAAHH!! *Runs to corner, and hides* What was that? What was that?!!?
Pete: It was a leaf Ты fool.
Gordon: Oh. *Stands up* I knew that.
Coffee Crème: Sir, when is your test coming up?
Pete: My test is none of your business. But since Ты asked, I have to get to Laramie by 2 PM.
Mirage: How are Ты gonna get there?
Pete: Hawkeye is taking a train there, and it's supposed to arrive at 1:50. That'll give me enough time to find the place that I need to go to for my test, and maybe grab some lunch.
Mirage: His train is going to leave the yard soon if Ты wanna catch it.
Pete: Right. I'm going right now. *Runs to trainyard*
Hawkeye didn't leave yet. He was waiting for a caboose to be put on his freight train, and was making sure he had enough fuel for the trip.
Pete: *Arrives* Pierce, let me ride with you.
Hawkeye: Alright, get on.
Pete: *Climbs into locomotive* What are we waiting for?
Hawkeye: A caboose needs to be put on the back of our train.
Pete: Great. Someday, I hope they stop making cabooses mandatory for freight trains.
Hawkeye: Whatever Ты say Pete.
Wilson: *Slowly pushing caboose onto train*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Wilson: *Couples caboose to freight train*
Hawkeye: Okay, we are ready for departure. *Blows horn twice*
Pete: *Sits back*
Hawkeye: *Driving train out of yard* Laramie, here we come.
Pete: Raise in my paycheck, here we come.
When they arrived at Laramie, Hawkeye, and Pete got the freight train to the yards on time, and Pete went to a building nearby where he had to take his test. Before taking the test, he was talking to Hawkeye on the telephone.
Pete: Where are Ты now?
Hawkeye: Doing some yard work. When you're finished with the test, we have to take another freight train back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Okay. Wish me luck.
Hawkeye: Luck? For a test, Ты need intelligence. Luck is for gambling.
Pete: Then wish me luck when we start gambling back at Cheyenne. I wanna win money from you, and everypony else.
Hawkeye: Then, is it possible to wish yourself luck?
Pete: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good, because I'm wishing myself lots, and lots of luck.
Pete: Be careful what Ты wish for. *Checks clock* I gotta go take my test now. I'll see Ты soon. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Engineer: Pierce, we need Ты over here right now.
Hawkeye: I'll be right there.
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.
Stylo: How do Ты think Pete's doing with his test?
Orion: I don't know. As far as I'm concerned, I'm going to act like a gypsy to get fired.
Stylo: You'll have to do better then that if Ты want your behind out of here.
Orion: No, I've been doing a lot of research, and Pete hates gypsies. He literally despises them.
Gordon: *Arrives* What about gypsies?!
Orion: Our boss hates them.
Gordon: Good. Because if any of those were to Показать up here, they'd be a disgrace to the Union Pacific, and everypony working for it.
Orion: You're definitely right about that. *Whispers to Stylo* not.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Back at Laramie, the test was over, and Hawkeye was waiting for Pete to arrive. He was in a small freight train, being pulled by a GP9.
Pete: *Climbs in engine*
Hawkeye: Welcome to the Hawkeye Express, where everypony on our trains are important.
Engineer: Pierce, wait! *Runs to engine* A little present for Ты helping us out here. *Gives case of пиво to Hawkeye* Enjoy.
Hawkeye: Thanks. *Drives train* So, how'd Ты do?
Pete: I passed the test, and now they'll pay me $1,500 an hour.
Hawkeye: That's great.
Pete: Let me have some of that booze. *Takes bottle of beer, and takes a zip* That was good.
Hawkeye: To money. *Takes zip of beer*
Pete: To a life of luxury. *Takes zip of beer*
Hawkeye: To the Union Pacific.
Pete: That's a double.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer*
Pete: To railroading.
Hawkeye: That's a double.
Pete: *Takes two zips of beer*
Hawkeye: To getting drunk. Thaz a double right?
Pete: Right.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer* Hey. Is it illegal to driving a train when you're intoxicated?
Pete: I don't know. They didn't ask me that on my test. To drunk driving! *Takes zip of beer*
Further up the line, a group of ponies in the mafia were waiting for a train to arrive.
Mafia пони 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia пони 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed* Aw man. Are Ты okay?
Pete: Yeah, I'm fine.
Mafia пони 64: *Pointing Tommy gun at train*
Hawkeye: Mafia ponies. What do we do?
Pete: To that ditch over there!
Mafia пони 64: *Shooting train*
Hawkeye & Pete: *Running to ditch*
Mafia пони 41: *Shoots five bullets at Hawkeye, and Pete*
Eight other ponies arrived, and they were shooting at Hawkeye, and Pete. But they couldn't shoot them, and their bullets kept hitting the ground.
There's a website that plays the sound effects that the bullets are making when they hit the ground. Play the Cartoon Ricochet sound effects on this website: link
Pete: Well, this is great.
Hawkeye: Great? How is this great?! We're being shot at for no reason, and we're drunk!
Pete: Well, luckily for us, I have a gun of my own. *Pulls out .44 magnum* Smith & Wesson's newest gun.
Hawkeye: Oh, no we're not shooting them.
Pete: Oh yes we are. We're taking turns, and I'm not letting those gangsters take me to some warehouse, and make me sleep with the fishes. *Stands up, and shoots six bullets*
Four of the six bullets each hit a different pony.
Hawkeye: Ты missed a few.
Pete: Well, at least they stopped shooting at us.
But they started shooting again, and kept missing.
Pete: *Reloading gun* Okay, now it's your turn. *Gives gun to Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Oh, no no no no no. I'm not shooting at them.
Pete: Pierce, it's us, или them. Who do Ты want to end up dead?
Hawkeye: Listen Peter, After I killed those three ponies in '47, I felt awful, and I promised myself I would never do anything like that again.
Pete: But that's how Ты got your nickname.
Hawkeye: No it isn't. My last name is how I got my nick name, and I will do anything for those ponies trying to kill us. I will let them ride on any train they want. I will let them have discounts for the tickets they buy, I'll even let them take what they want from the freight trains, but I will not kill them!
Pete: Pierce, I'm your boss, and I want Ты to огонь that weapon!
Hawkeye: Okay. *Looks at gun* You're fired. *Drops gun* I did it as lightly as I could.
Pete: Ты won't even protect yourself from those gangsters?
Hawkeye: I hate Оружие that much.
Pete: Well, don't think of it as a gun. Think of it as a loud noise maker.
Hawkeye: Okay, it's a loud noise maker. *Pointing gun at the sky* Reach for the sky Ты wise guys! *Shoots bullet* HERE'S FOR VICTORY! *Shoots bullet* FOR JUSTICE *Shoots bullet* FOR THE UNION PACIFIC *Shoots bullet* FOR FREEDOM *Shoots bullet* AND NO еще VIOLENCE!! *Shoots bullet*
Pete: Ты really scared those fuckers.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I hope so. Wait a minute. Do Ты hear that?
Pete: I don't hear anything.
Hawkeye: Exactly. They stopped shooting at us. *Gets out of ditch*
Police Ponies: *Arresting mafia ponies*
Police Captain: Are Ты fellas alright?
Hawkeye: Yes, and we wanna thank Ты for your help.
Police Captain: Yeah. Ты might wanna get a кран to lift your train back on the rails.
Hawkeye: Don't worry. We're on it. Come on out Pete. The coast is clear.
Pete: *Comes out of ditch* Ah, Laramie's finest. And I thought only Cheyenne was crawling with gangsters on our line.
Police Captain: There's a lot of other places then just Cheyenne Ты know.
Pete: Right. Well, thanks for your help.
And with that, the police ponies got in their police cars, and took off with the gangsters.
A few hours later, Pete was back in his office, signing papers.
Orion: *Arrives in office, and is dressed as a gypsy* Mr. Reimer, good to see Ты again.
Pete: What in the name of Thomas Jefferson are Ты doing?
Orion: I'm a gypsy, and I heard Ты hated my kind, so Ты have to огонь me.
Pete: Ты can't fool me Orion, now get back to work.
Orion: *Sighs* Yes sir. *Leaves office*
Gordon: *Arrives* Sir, I just wanna congratulate Ты on your promotion.
Pete: It wasn't a promotion Gordon, it was a raise.
Gordon: Oh, well anyway, I need to tell Ты something important.
Pete: What is it?
Gordon: Pierce, and Stylo did six things they weren't supposed to do. One of them, was Показ a picture of the middle finger!
Pete: I don't need to hear the other five, I'll do the necessary thing any good boss would do.
Gordon: And what might that be sir?
Pete: Continue with еще important work. Now, get out of here.
Gordon: But sir-
Pete: *Shows Gordon a picture of the middle finger* Now let me continue with my paper work!
Gordon: Aw, fine! *Leaves office*
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon, and Coffee Crème continue to argue.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 46
Getting A Raise
July 27, 1955
It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.
Hawkeye: Have Ты ever played this game before?
Stylo: No, but I think I know what to do. *Moves pebbles around board* There are fourteen holes on this board. Twelve of them are small, and two of them are bigger. Six of the small ones are mine, one of the bigger ones are mine, and Ты get the rest. Each of the small holes get four pebbles, and we want to get as many pebbles into the big hole as possible.
Hawkeye: Are Ты sure Ты never played this game before?
Stylo: I saw a few ponies play it before.
On Sherman Hill, Percy, and Jeff were fixing part of the line.
Percy: Эй, Jeff, did Ты hear the news?
Jeff: News? What news?
Percy: Pete might get a raise.
Jeff: Oh, good for him.
Percy: But there's a catch.
Jeff: What is it Percy?
Percy: Pete has to pass a test if he wants that raise.
Jeff: On what subject?
Percy: On being a good boss.
Jeff: Well, he's been a very good boss for years. I know he'll pass that test.
Orion: *Driving freight train towards Jeff, and Percy*
Jeff: Get the yellow flag.
Percy: Right. *Grabs yellow flag*
Jeff: *Drives inspection car towards switch, and moves out of Orion's way*
Percy: *Waving yellow flag*
Orion: *Speeds up*
Percy: Oh dear.
Orion's train was going too fast because of the condition of the track. Then, it derailed.
Orion: *Climbs out of train* Haha! Now, I'm going to get fired!
Percy: Come on Orion! I thought Ты were going to dress up, and act like a gypsy.
Orion: I already tried that, but I thought it would be a good idea to drive too fast on tracks that were being repaired by you, and Jeff.
Jeff: Keep that behavior up, and our boss won't get his raise.
Orion: Ты mean our boss will get a raise if we act on our best behavior?
Percy: Yes.
Orion: But what if we're on our worst behavior?
Percy: I'd rather not answer that.
Jeff: Nor would I.
Orion: I'll get fired, won't I?
Jeff & Percy: *Remaining silent*
Orion: Ha, I knew it! I'm going to act on my worst behavior so Pete won't get that raise, then he'll огонь me! *Running to station*
Percy: Is he really gonna get fired for Актёрское искусство on his worst behavior?
Jeff: Very doubtful. He could end up being arrested by the railroad police, или he might take over your job when Ты go on vacation.
Percy: Yeah, I'm looking вперед to that vacation.
In Pete's office at the Cheyenne train station, he was studying for the test he had to pass in order to get his raise, while signing paperwork.
Mirage: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: *Enters office* Hello sir. How's the studying going?
Pete: Terrific. Even though I have to sign these papers while studying, which is actually making things difficult, I'm having the time of my life!
Mirage: I want to let Ты know that Gordon, and Coffee Crème are arguing.
Pete: What for?
Mirage: It's best if Ты find out for yourself sir.
Pete: Great. *Stands up* First I have to study for a test, just to get a raise, and then I get hundreds of papers to sign, and now this! *Walks out of office*
Gordon: How could get engaged to somepony? We're dating!
Coffee Crème: He actually respects me, and doesn't act like an idiot.
Gordon: I don't act like an idiot.
Ponies: Uhmm. *Clearing throats*
Gordon: *Staring at everypony*
Pete: *Arrives* Alright, what's going on here?
Gordon: Frenchy is cheating on me.
Coffee Crème: I am not!
Gordon: Oh yes Ты are. You're dating me, and getting engaged to somepony that doesn't even work here!
Coffee Crème: But he still works on the same railroad that I do.
Gordon: Where is he?
Coffee Crème: Denver, but don't Ты dare try to fight him.
Gordon: Why not? I'm tough.
A small leaf lands on Gordon's head from a дерево nearby.
Gordon: AAAAHH!! *Runs to corner, and hides* What was that? What was that?!!?
Pete: It was a leaf Ты fool.
Gordon: Oh. *Stands up* I knew that.
Coffee Crème: Sir, when is your test coming up?
Pete: My test is none of your business. But since Ты asked, I have to get to Laramie by 2 PM.
Mirage: How are Ты gonna get there?
Pete: Hawkeye is taking a train there, and it's supposed to arrive at 1:50. That'll give me enough time to find the place that I need to go to for my test, and maybe grab some lunch.
Mirage: His train is going to leave the yard soon if Ты wanna catch it.
Pete: Right. I'm going right now. *Runs to trainyard*
Hawkeye didn't leave yet. He was waiting for a caboose to be put on his freight train, and was making sure he had enough fuel for the trip.
Pete: *Arrives* Pierce, let me ride with you.
Hawkeye: Alright, get on.
Pete: *Climbs into locomotive* What are we waiting for?
Hawkeye: A caboose needs to be put on the back of our train.
Pete: Great. Someday, I hope they stop making cabooses mandatory for freight trains.
Hawkeye: Whatever Ты say Pete.
Wilson: *Slowly pushing caboose onto train*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Wilson: *Couples caboose to freight train*
Hawkeye: Okay, we are ready for departure. *Blows horn twice*
Pete: *Sits back*
Hawkeye: *Driving train out of yard* Laramie, here we come.
Pete: Raise in my paycheck, here we come.
When they arrived at Laramie, Hawkeye, and Pete got the freight train to the yards on time, and Pete went to a building nearby where he had to take his test. Before taking the test, he was talking to Hawkeye on the telephone.
Pete: Where are Ты now?
Hawkeye: Doing some yard work. When you're finished with the test, we have to take another freight train back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Okay. Wish me luck.
Hawkeye: Luck? For a test, Ты need intelligence. Luck is for gambling.
Pete: Then wish me luck when we start gambling back at Cheyenne. I wanna win money from you, and everypony else.
Hawkeye: Then, is it possible to wish yourself luck?
Pete: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good, because I'm wishing myself lots, and lots of luck.
Pete: Be careful what Ты wish for. *Checks clock* I gotta go take my test now. I'll see Ты soon. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Engineer: Pierce, we need Ты over here right now.
Hawkeye: I'll be right there.
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.
Stylo: How do Ты think Pete's doing with his test?
Orion: I don't know. As far as I'm concerned, I'm going to act like a gypsy to get fired.
Stylo: You'll have to do better then that if Ты want your behind out of here.
Orion: No, I've been doing a lot of research, and Pete hates gypsies. He literally despises them.
Gordon: *Arrives* What about gypsies?!
Orion: Our boss hates them.
Gordon: Good. Because if any of those were to Показать up here, they'd be a disgrace to the Union Pacific, and everypony working for it.
Orion: You're definitely right about that. *Whispers to Stylo* not.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Back at Laramie, the test was over, and Hawkeye was waiting for Pete to arrive. He was in a small freight train, being pulled by a GP9.
Pete: *Climbs in engine*
Hawkeye: Welcome to the Hawkeye Express, where everypony on our trains are important.
Engineer: Pierce, wait! *Runs to engine* A little present for Ты helping us out here. *Gives case of пиво to Hawkeye* Enjoy.
Hawkeye: Thanks. *Drives train* So, how'd Ты do?
Pete: I passed the test, and now they'll pay me $1,500 an hour.
Hawkeye: That's great.
Pete: Let me have some of that booze. *Takes bottle of beer, and takes a zip* That was good.
Hawkeye: To money. *Takes zip of beer*
Pete: To a life of luxury. *Takes zip of beer*
Hawkeye: To the Union Pacific.
Pete: That's a double.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer*
Pete: To railroading.
Hawkeye: That's a double.
Pete: *Takes two zips of beer*
Hawkeye: To getting drunk. Thaz a double right?
Pete: Right.
Hawkeye: *Takes two zips of beer* Hey. Is it illegal to driving a train when you're intoxicated?
Pete: I don't know. They didn't ask me that on my test. To drunk driving! *Takes zip of beer*
Further up the line, a group of ponies in the mafia were waiting for a train to arrive.
Mafia пони 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia пони 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed* Aw man. Are Ты okay?
Pete: Yeah, I'm fine.
Mafia пони 64: *Pointing Tommy gun at train*
Hawkeye: Mafia ponies. What do we do?
Pete: To that ditch over there!
Mafia пони 64: *Shooting train*
Hawkeye & Pete: *Running to ditch*
Mafia пони 41: *Shoots five bullets at Hawkeye, and Pete*
Eight other ponies arrived, and they were shooting at Hawkeye, and Pete. But they couldn't shoot them, and their bullets kept hitting the ground.
There's a website that plays the sound effects that the bullets are making when they hit the ground. Play the Cartoon Ricochet sound effects on this website: link
Pete: Well, this is great.
Hawkeye: Great? How is this great?! We're being shot at for no reason, and we're drunk!
Pete: Well, luckily for us, I have a gun of my own. *Pulls out .44 magnum* Smith & Wesson's newest gun.
Hawkeye: Oh, no we're not shooting them.
Pete: Oh yes we are. We're taking turns, and I'm not letting those gangsters take me to some warehouse, and make me sleep with the fishes. *Stands up, and shoots six bullets*
Four of the six bullets each hit a different pony.
Hawkeye: Ты missed a few.
Pete: Well, at least they stopped shooting at us.
But they started shooting again, and kept missing.
Pete: *Reloading gun* Okay, now it's your turn. *Gives gun to Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Oh, no no no no no. I'm not shooting at them.
Pete: Pierce, it's us, или them. Who do Ты want to end up dead?
Hawkeye: Listen Peter, After I killed those three ponies in '47, I felt awful, and I promised myself I would never do anything like that again.
Pete: But that's how Ты got your nickname.
Hawkeye: No it isn't. My last name is how I got my nick name, and I will do anything for those ponies trying to kill us. I will let them ride on any train they want. I will let them have discounts for the tickets they buy, I'll even let them take what they want from the freight trains, but I will not kill them!
Pete: Pierce, I'm your boss, and I want Ты to огонь that weapon!
Hawkeye: Okay. *Looks at gun* You're fired. *Drops gun* I did it as lightly as I could.
Pete: Ты won't even protect yourself from those gangsters?
Hawkeye: I hate Оружие that much.
Pete: Well, don't think of it as a gun. Think of it as a loud noise maker.
Hawkeye: Okay, it's a loud noise maker. *Pointing gun at the sky* Reach for the sky Ты wise guys! *Shoots bullet* HERE'S FOR VICTORY! *Shoots bullet* FOR JUSTICE *Shoots bullet* FOR THE UNION PACIFIC *Shoots bullet* FOR FREEDOM *Shoots bullet* AND NO еще VIOLENCE!! *Shoots bullet*
Pete: Ты really scared those fuckers.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I hope so. Wait a minute. Do Ты hear that?
Pete: I don't hear anything.
Hawkeye: Exactly. They stopped shooting at us. *Gets out of ditch*
Police Ponies: *Arresting mafia ponies*
Police Captain: Are Ты fellas alright?
Hawkeye: Yes, and we wanna thank Ты for your help.
Police Captain: Yeah. Ты might wanna get a кран to lift your train back on the rails.
Hawkeye: Don't worry. We're on it. Come on out Pete. The coast is clear.
Pete: *Comes out of ditch* Ah, Laramie's finest. And I thought only Cheyenne was crawling with gangsters on our line.
Police Captain: There's a lot of other places then just Cheyenne Ты know.
Pete: Right. Well, thanks for your help.
And with that, the police ponies got in their police cars, and took off with the gangsters.
A few hours later, Pete was back in his office, signing papers.
Orion: *Arrives in office, and is dressed as a gypsy* Mr. Reimer, good to see Ты again.
Pete: What in the name of Thomas Jefferson are Ты doing?
Orion: I'm a gypsy, and I heard Ты hated my kind, so Ты have to огонь me.
Pete: Ты can't fool me Orion, now get back to work.
Orion: *Sighs* Yes sir. *Leaves office*
Gordon: *Arrives* Sir, I just wanna congratulate Ты on your promotion.
Pete: It wasn't a promotion Gordon, it was a raise.
Gordon: Oh, well anyway, I need to tell Ты something important.
Pete: What is it?
Gordon: Pierce, and Stylo did six things they weren't supposed to do. One of them, was Показ a picture of the middle finger!
Pete: I don't need to hear the other five, I'll do the necessary thing any good boss would do.
Gordon: And what might that be sir?
Pete: Continue with еще important work. Now, get out of here.
Gordon: But sir-
Pete: *Shows Gordon a picture of the middle finger* Now let me continue with my paper work!
Gordon: Aw, fine! *Leaves office*
The End
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Gordon, and Coffee Crème continue to argue.
