Despair to the point till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the Телевидение screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
Ты to tell the fucking punchline before Ты have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the вверх 100 list
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when Ты get bent over,
He told ya, that Ты were gagging for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the Телевидение and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we are defenders
Of any poseur или professional pretender around"
When did your Список replace the twist and turn?
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when Ты get bent over,
He told ya, that Ты were gagging for it
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Asuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the Телевидение screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
Ты to tell the fucking punchline before Ты have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the вверх 100 list
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when Ты get bent over,
He told ya, that Ты were gagging for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the Телевидение and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we are defenders
Of any poseur или professional pretender around"
When did your Список replace the twist and turn?
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when Ты get bent over,
He told ya, that Ты were gagging for it
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Asuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
That it was a сердце that he was stealing,
Oh he was ready to impress and the fierce excitement,
The eyes are bright he couldnt wait to get away,
I bet the juliet was just the icing on the cake,
Make no mistake no,
And even if somehow we could have shown Ты the place Ты wanted,
Well I'm sure Ты could have made it that bit better on your own,
And I bet she told a million people that she'd stay in touch,
Well all the little promises they dont mean much,
When theres memories to be made,
And I hope you're holding hands by new years eve,
They made it far too easy to believe,
That true romance cant be acheived these days,
And even if somebody could have shown Ты the place Ты wanted,
Well I sure Ты could have made it that bit better on your own,
Ты are the only ones who know