Atheist Jokes

So I'm 15, and already I have discovered the sad truth of the world, people hate others. Sure Ты may be thinking, "Duh! Of course people hate people! What are Ты stupid?" But, what I mean is that they HATE me cuz of something I believe in, and I am only 15. 15 and people want me dead или thrown out of America, или they want me to be converted или a slave или whatever. I am 15 years old, 15 and people my age want me dead because I'm atheist.

Apparently because of my lack of religion, I am a cold, heartless, soulless person. I am cruel and emotionless, and all opinions I have are false. 13 years...

Credit: This is not mine, I got it from iambilly.wordpress.com, and thought it was interesting and kind of funny.

"As I was leaving work today, I noticed an older woman sitting alone. She sat on one of those walker/stools which have become quite popular. I thought it odd as the park was closed. So I stopped to ask, “Are Ты waiting for a ride?”

She smiled at me and, in a beautiful North Carolina Piedmont accent, replied. “Oh, yes. My husband and I parked at the mall and he just walked over to get the car. So I hope he’s picking me up.”

I thought for a moment and realized that there may...