1. Call him 'Zukers'.
2. Imitate Azula. Make sure he responds.
3. Ask him to teach Ты to use lightning.
4. ...When Ты aren't even a Firebender.
5. Cleverly try to teach him Waterbending. Insist it's to calm his temper.
6. At sundown, constantly panic that it's really an eclipse. Be very childish about it.
7. Throw rocks at his back and insist you're practicing your Earthbending.
8. Set his clothes on fire.
9. ....Tell him he did it in his sleep.
10. Give him matches for his birthday.
11. Get him stuck traveling with Chong (hippie nomad from The Cave of Two Lovers).
12. Pester him for his life story....
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