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posted by Kiniko90
DISCLAIMER: Статья taken from link. Originally from link by link.

Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing.

Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small breasts, and big ones, and no breasts whatsoever.

Real women start their lives as baby girls. And as baby boys. And as Дети of indeterminate biological sex whose bodies terrify their doctors and families into making all kinds of very sudden decisions.

Real women have big hands and small hands and long elegant fingers and short stubby fingers and manicures and broken nails with dirt under them.

Real women have armpit hair and leg hair and pubic hair and facial hair and chest hair and sexy moustaches and full, luxuriant beards. Real women have none of these things, spontaneously или as the result of intentional change. Real women are bald as eggs, by chance and by choice and by chemo. Real women have hair so long they can sit on it. Real women wear wigs and weaves and extensions and kufi and do-rags and hairnets and hijab and headscarves and hats and yarmulkes and textured rubber swim Трофеи with the plastic Цветы on the sides.

Real women wear high heels and skirts. или not.

Real women are feminine and smell good and they are masculine and smell good and they are androgynous and smell good, except when they don’t smell so good, but that can be changed if desired because real women change stuff when they want to.

Real women have ovaries. Unless they don’t, and sometimes they don’t because they were born that way and sometimes they don’t because they had to have their ovaries removed. Real women have uteruses, unless they don’t, see above. Real women have vaginas and clitorises and XX sex chromosomes and high estrogen levels, they ovulate and menstruate and can get pregnant and have babies. Except sometimes not, for a rather spectacular array of reasons both spontaneous and induced.

Real women are fat. And thin. And both, and neither, and otherwise. Doesn’t make them any less real.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Just a warning, I’m really weird about talking about this kind of stuff, so I may seem a little immature here.



I know that there are many females of various ages who suffer from the dreaded menstrual cramps (I hate the word “period” when used in this sense, so I’m going to avoid it as much as I can)

There are a few ways Ты can get rid of the cramps once they start, but I personally, would rather avoid them all together. What I do to achieve this is very VERY simple. This may sound a little disgusting to some of you, and it’s a little awkward for me to share, but the best thing to do...
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posted by isabelle_905
This isn't an attempt to pass this Статья off as my own. I read it and I thought maybe others would appreciate it as well.


By Jessica Leigh Griffith


This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become Друзья and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times....
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posted by isabelle_905
From another email I got.
Ladies: Have a sense of humour!! ;)



New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Космос in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What Ты Want Without...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an email I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, Ты must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for еще than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless Ты actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free пиво in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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Every Young Actress Will One день Be 40 by Zoe Cassavetes via link еще video interviews at link
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posted by breebree446
The Difference between Ты and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make Ты REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make Ты SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make Ты STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make Ты PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make Ты RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make Ты SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make Ты COOL,
So why bother?



This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last год I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in в общем и целом, общая system performance - particularly in the цветок and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf клубы 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure Ты can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and Ты need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five минуты is only five минуты if Ты have just been дана five еще минуты to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and Ты should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Ты need it down. Ты don’t hear us complaining about Ты leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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Sarah makes fun of TV commercials geared toward women on Current TV. This episode: Cleaning Products.
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Lita Ford wrote this song as tribute to her Mom who passed away.
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Let this hot guy Показать Ты how to give your breasts some TLC. Download the app for free today.
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Lady Gaga talks about feminism and what it means to her.
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Great montage from the movie Practical Magic celebrating sisters, Друзья and womanhood.
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