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Rules for Men

posted by isabelle_905

From an email I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, Ты must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for еще than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless Ты actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free пиво in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

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Ты and Me!

posted by breebree446

The Difference between Ты and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make Ты REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make Ты SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make Ты STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make Ты PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make Ты RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make Ты SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make Ты COOL,
So why bother?

This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.

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Installing Husband 1.0

posted by isabelle_905

Another email…

Dear Tech Support,

Last год I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in в общем и целом, общая system performance - particularly in the цветок and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf клубы 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...

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9 Words Women Use

posted by isabelle_905

More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure Ты can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and Ты need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five минуты is only five минуты if Ты have just been дана five еще минуты to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and Ты should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

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"The Rules" From The Male Side

posted by isabelle_905

From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Ты need it down. Ты don’t hear us complaining about Ты leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...