posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. Ты throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. Ты wear at least some black every day.
3. Ты rip your clothes on purpose.
4. Ты call people Ты don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. Ты yell "CRUCIO!" at people when Ты get mad.
6. Ты carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" или an "L", Ты accidentally type out a Bellatrix или a Lestrange instead.
9. Ты think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever Ты mention her, your Друзья roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. Ты call your Избранное teacher Voldemort.
12. Ты constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, Ты get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are Ты sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. Ты faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. Ты write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells Ты he can't deliver it.
16. Ты jump every time Ты hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your Слоган is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. Ты name или plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. Ты suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. Ты get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when Ты get mad.
21. Ты lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something вверх secret in your vault.
22. Ты accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. Ты have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that Ты can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", Ты jump and exclaim that Ты already killed Sirius.
25. Ты call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.