ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING Комментарии ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. или SOMETHING.
How do Ты imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?
или lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?
If Ты don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's Ты get*.
Here are all the things I despise about Australia:
- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia just seems to have bad artists. Here are just a few artists that make me want to puke: Shortstack (All Time Low wannabes - I don't even like ATL), Delta Goodrem (pop - that's all I have to say), Brian McFadden (he and Delta had this whole 'engagement' bullshiz going on), Australian Idol winners (nobody I want winning ever wins. BLEH).
Admittedly, there are one или two good artists, but I don't care for them much. *shrug* And seriously, I can't really listen to their singers who have those damn...
-... Accents. Some speak normally, others have this annoying flat droney voice which we call a "bogan" voice. (Australian equivalent of hillbilly или chav)
-Sport. I don't really like sport in general anyways, but the way sport is treated here... *smh* It's like you're some kind of god if you're on a professional cricket или rugby team. Plus, netball is the most overrated sport ever. It's the girl version of баскетбол where you're not allowed to dribble the ball and people are allowed to hit Ты in the face**.
-The animals. Now I know people (some of them including Ты guys, no offence) are like, "OMG AUSTRALIA HAS SPESHUL ANIMALS" and "OMG I WANT TO PET THOSE KOALA BEARS SOOOOOO MUCH", I have this to say to you:
1. It's not a bear, it's a marsupial.
2. That's all we seem to get here, mammals with pouches*** (hooray *rolls eyes*)
3. Our Животные are classified into three categories: dead, dying, and fucking annoying****.
Let's take the aforementioned koala firstly, and classify it. I think it'll go under... dying. I think there are about 300,000 of them left. And I've cuddled one already, so go and suck it. B)
Then kangaroos. There's too many of those, so they're under fucking annoying. The females are Футбол moms*****, and the males give themselves hand jobs. Ain't Australia just charming?
-Politicians. Need I must elaborate on that? Yeah yeah yeah, we have a female leader leading our country (SO feminist!), but honestly, that don't do squat if the female leader is a dumbass.
-And finally, the racism here can almost вверх America. Examples? Here Ты are (in chronological order):
1. 18-something-something. This land we call down-under being discovered by criminals. Yes, criminals. Y'know, who commit crime? сказал(-а) discoverers made land their own, and kicked out Aboriginals.
3. Still 18-something-something. White Australians then decided that the Aboriginal children weren't getting good education and kidnapped them from their parents. (And they didn't even apologise until like, 150 years later. Hmph)
4. 2005. In the same city that I live in. Apparently some white dude got into a little tiff with some Lebanese dude. And then there was a major Anti-Lebanese campaign, complete with brain-washing Видео and all.
5. Sometime in 2008? In various cities. Several Indian college students were bashed and left for dead. And yes, they were all Indian.
So there Ты go, Australia, stripped bare to what it is. The not-so-Great Down Under.
I should really Переместить to America или something. No, not America, I don't wanna get raped... Canada. Clean air, cheap meds, and close enough to the Главная country of my fav bands. B)
Notes:
*= Okay, so not everyone is that bad. Most of the time. But sometimes they act like that.
**= Okay, so they're not TECHNICALLY allowed to hit Ты in the face. But it always seems to hit SOMEONE.
***= We also have monotremes, mammals who lay eggs. But sorry to burst your bubble, they're poisonous.
****= That's not technically how Ты classify them, but W/E.
*****=Soccer mom = overprotective mom. Check urban dictionary for еще details.
How do Ты imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?
или lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?
If Ты don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's Ты get*.
Here are all the things I despise about Australia:
- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia just seems to have bad artists. Here are just a few artists that make me want to puke: Shortstack (All Time Low wannabes - I don't even like ATL), Delta Goodrem (pop - that's all I have to say), Brian McFadden (he and Delta had this whole 'engagement' bullshiz going on), Australian Idol winners (nobody I want winning ever wins. BLEH).
Admittedly, there are one или two good artists, but I don't care for them much. *shrug* And seriously, I can't really listen to their singers who have those damn...
-... Accents. Some speak normally, others have this annoying flat droney voice which we call a "bogan" voice. (Australian equivalent of hillbilly или chav)
-Sport. I don't really like sport in general anyways, but the way sport is treated here... *smh* It's like you're some kind of god if you're on a professional cricket или rugby team. Plus, netball is the most overrated sport ever. It's the girl version of баскетбол where you're not allowed to dribble the ball and people are allowed to hit Ты in the face**.
-The animals. Now I know people (some of them including Ты guys, no offence) are like, "OMG AUSTRALIA HAS SPESHUL ANIMALS" and "OMG I WANT TO PET THOSE KOALA BEARS SOOOOOO MUCH", I have this to say to you:
1. It's not a bear, it's a marsupial.
2. That's all we seem to get here, mammals with pouches*** (hooray *rolls eyes*)
3. Our Животные are classified into three categories: dead, dying, and fucking annoying****.
Let's take the aforementioned koala firstly, and classify it. I think it'll go under... dying. I think there are about 300,000 of them left. And I've cuddled one already, so go and suck it. B)
Then kangaroos. There's too many of those, so they're under fucking annoying. The females are Футбол moms*****, and the males give themselves hand jobs. Ain't Australia just charming?
-Politicians. Need I must elaborate on that? Yeah yeah yeah, we have a female leader leading our country (SO feminist!), but honestly, that don't do squat if the female leader is a dumbass.
-And finally, the racism here can almost вверх America. Examples? Here Ты are (in chronological order):
1. 18-something-something. This land we call down-under being discovered by criminals. Yes, criminals. Y'know, who commit crime? сказал(-а) discoverers made land their own, and kicked out Aboriginals.
3. Still 18-something-something. White Australians then decided that the Aboriginal children weren't getting good education and kidnapped them from their parents. (And they didn't even apologise until like, 150 years later. Hmph)
4. 2005. In the same city that I live in. Apparently some white dude got into a little tiff with some Lebanese dude. And then there was a major Anti-Lebanese campaign, complete with brain-washing Видео and all.
5. Sometime in 2008? In various cities. Several Indian college students were bashed and left for dead. And yes, they were all Indian.
So there Ты go, Australia, stripped bare to what it is. The not-so-Great Down Under.
I should really Переместить to America или something. No, not America, I don't wanna get raped... Canada. Clean air, cheap meds, and close enough to the Главная country of my fav bands. B)
Notes:
*= Okay, so not everyone is that bad. Most of the time. But sometimes they act like that.
**= Okay, so they're not TECHNICALLY allowed to hit Ты in the face. But it always seems to hit SOMEONE.
***= We also have monotremes, mammals who lay eggs. But sorry to burst your bubble, they're poisonous.
****= That's not technically how Ты classify them, but W/E.
*****=Soccer mom = overprotective mom. Check urban dictionary for еще details.
