Uryu♥

we got to the soul society and saw a figure all in black.
"HEY!" princess sora yelld.
the figure took off running and we ran after him.
"is that who framed me?" i asked.
"yes it is and were gonna capture him and prove Ты innocent!" she yelled.
we chased him to a dead end.he turned but a shadow coverd his face so we couldnt see.
"i know Ты framed amezuki-chan!its time for Ты to come clean! tell us who Ты are!" sora-san demanded.
he steped out and we both gasped.
"yes your right,i did frame her...it was the perfect cover.".
"AIZEN!!!!".
He smiled and kneeld down.
"go ahead,capture me i have no further business here." he said.
we walkd over to him and did as he said.
"Amezuki,do Ты realize what this means?your really innocent!",she cried
"i though Ты had no doubt i was innocent..."i said.
"uhhhhhh...lets go!!!"
and we left for the captins meeting going on

again, im not trying to make fun of bleach but heres another one of my funny storys

rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him

ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for Ты information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming

then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.

rukia:dang it! Ты took all my powers Ты were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault

rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if Ты are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers или else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.

ichigo:rukia who are Ты talking to?
rukia:the audience Ты dumbo i need powers

Эй, guys its me Ichi-nii yet again, Ive been thinking alot about this lately and would like to know what u guys think about it too. I'm a VERY big Yoruichi and Ichigo fan,and Ive always wonderd what it would be like if the story was actually written so that they end up together. I know alot of u wont agree with it, but I still think that would've been interesting to see on how it would play out. I know that it will NEVER happen,but if did how do u guys think it work out. Ofcourse Yoruichi is older than ichigo, but he accomplised so much in such a short span of time. I do think that Yoruichi finds Ichigo atrractive cuz she always teases him about being so "innocent" when eva shes naked around him. In any case I would like to know what u think and give ur opinions about the whole topic. I personally would like to see it happen.