Ok, I know a lot of Ты enjoyed the first one of these I did, and I kinda didn't want to do another just in case it wasn't funny but I'm suffering from SERIOUS Кости withdrawal and was very unhappy with the end of Season 4 so I thought I'd try to knock out another list. Hope Ты like 'em!
1. Start using complex scientific language in everyday conversation. This may take some research and time (wikipedia is wonderful!) but we have almost four months to fill people! While using сказал(-а) language, if the people you're talking to claim they 'don't know what you're talking about', laugh like a crazy person.
2. Collect a bunch of beetles from your backyard или local park. Name them! Race them! Bet on them!
3. If Ты live in или near Washington DC, go on a guided tour of the J. Edgar пылесос, гувер building. Constantly bug your tour-guide, demanding to know what happened to Deputy Director Cullen. If they claim to have never heard of him, accuse them of taking part in a government cover-up to hide the truth. If Ты get forcefully escorted out of the building by men in black, bonus!
4. Learn origami. You’ll appreciate this when Ты forget someone’s birthday and are able to make a beautiful paper stalk out of napkins.
5. While on the afore-mentioned tour of the F.B.I building, sneak away from your tour group and go in Поиск of Booth's office.
6. Go to a cemetery. Dig up a grave and steal the skull. If Ты are underage, Ты can try to get a parent to do this for you. Put it in a bag and go loiter around your nearest airport until airport security staff catch on and detain you. Wait for Booth to come and rescue you. (A/N - I am in no way responsible if this backfires and Ты get charged with grave-robbing или desecrating the dead.)
7. Turn up at a Болталка funeral. Steal the corpse. If anyone catches you, explain to them that as 'King of the funeral' Ты can pretty much do as Ты please.
8. Read and/or write copious amounts of fanfiction.
9. Watch re-runs of Firefly. It is actually a terrific Показать for those of Ты who have not seen it, and every time Jayne comes on screen (played by Adam Baldwin AKA Agent Kenton from 'Two Bodies in the Lab') scream at him for trying to kill Brennan.
10. While doing your супермаркет shopping, Ты can pass the time Bones-style. Go to the instant макаронные изделия, макароны section and laugh at the 'Zacharoni', then become quiet and depressed. As payback, go to the cheese section, throw the Gorgonzola on the ground and stomp on it in revenge. Stock up on sunflower seeds... whoops sorry wrong show... Grin stupidly at the gum, steal some puddings and back away in horror from the teas - they're poisoned!!!
11. If Ты live on the East coast of Canada, go visit Oak island, and the famous money pit - the real-life version of the one in 'The Man With The Bone'. Ты can read еще about it link It's fascinating!
12. Buy some tick-tock печенье (you know the ones, round with a clock face on one side and white, розовый или yellow icing on the other? I used to Любовь them as a little kid...) and make them little SWAT outfits. Set either your room или apartment/house/unit etc. up in an obstacle course using chairs, tables, couches and whatever else Ты have lying around. Turn off all the lights, find a flashlight and try to navigate through it, communicating at all times with your tic-toc team. (A/N - try to get someone else to play with you. I found I felt very silly doing this on my own.)
13. If you're over 18/21/whatever the legal drinking age is in your country, get a job as a bartender. Tell all your Друзья Ты actually work as a shrink.
14. Buy a voice distorter. Using it, call your parents/loved ones, and inform them that Ты have been kidnapped and buried alive. Inform them that if they do not pre-order the Кости Season 4 DVD box set in 24 hours, they will never see Ты again. (A/N - Once again, I am not responsible in any way if Ты get charged with falsifying a crime или faking your own kidnapping.)
15. Try to convince everyone Ты know to eat pie. Even if they don’t like their Фрукты cooked.
16. Go to LA. Call a prostitute house and order a 'two for one special'. If Hodgins and Booth do not turn up at your door, storm out in disgust. (Ok, I admit that I may be a little crazy. Also, if Ты are a guy and Чтение this, substitute Angela and Brennan into the Booth and Hodgins bit. Unless you're CouncilMan. Then Angela and Perotta will do.)
17. Buy some sea-monkeys. Name them! Race them! Bet on them! Feed them spam!
18. Learn three different types of martial arts. или how to shoot. If your not quite into this sort of stuff, I hear poking people in the eye can be quite effective.
19. Expand your Музыка tastes. Some things to look out for include: free-form jazz, Norwegian metal, Tibetan throat singing, classic Karaoke hits etc.
20. Last of all, spend waaaay too much time at this spot ranting on about Кости :D God knows that's what I'll be doing...
1. Start using complex scientific language in everyday conversation. This may take some research and time (wikipedia is wonderful!) but we have almost four months to fill people! While using сказал(-а) language, if the people you're talking to claim they 'don't know what you're talking about', laugh like a crazy person.
2. Collect a bunch of beetles from your backyard или local park. Name them! Race them! Bet on them!
3. If Ты live in или near Washington DC, go on a guided tour of the J. Edgar пылесос, гувер building. Constantly bug your tour-guide, demanding to know what happened to Deputy Director Cullen. If they claim to have never heard of him, accuse them of taking part in a government cover-up to hide the truth. If Ты get forcefully escorted out of the building by men in black, bonus!
4. Learn origami. You’ll appreciate this when Ты forget someone’s birthday and are able to make a beautiful paper stalk out of napkins.
5. While on the afore-mentioned tour of the F.B.I building, sneak away from your tour group and go in Поиск of Booth's office.
6. Go to a cemetery. Dig up a grave and steal the skull. If Ты are underage, Ты can try to get a parent to do this for you. Put it in a bag and go loiter around your nearest airport until airport security staff catch on and detain you. Wait for Booth to come and rescue you. (A/N - I am in no way responsible if this backfires and Ты get charged with grave-robbing или desecrating the dead.)
7. Turn up at a Болталка funeral. Steal the corpse. If anyone catches you, explain to them that as 'King of the funeral' Ты can pretty much do as Ты please.
8. Read and/or write copious amounts of fanfiction.
9. Watch re-runs of Firefly. It is actually a terrific Показать for those of Ты who have not seen it, and every time Jayne comes on screen (played by Adam Baldwin AKA Agent Kenton from 'Two Bodies in the Lab') scream at him for trying to kill Brennan.
10. While doing your супермаркет shopping, Ты can pass the time Bones-style. Go to the instant макаронные изделия, макароны section and laugh at the 'Zacharoni', then become quiet and depressed. As payback, go to the cheese section, throw the Gorgonzola on the ground and stomp on it in revenge. Stock up on sunflower seeds... whoops sorry wrong show... Grin stupidly at the gum, steal some puddings and back away in horror from the teas - they're poisoned!!!
11. If Ты live on the East coast of Canada, go visit Oak island, and the famous money pit - the real-life version of the one in 'The Man With The Bone'. Ты can read еще about it link It's fascinating!
12. Buy some tick-tock печенье (you know the ones, round with a clock face on one side and white, розовый или yellow icing on the other? I used to Любовь them as a little kid...) and make them little SWAT outfits. Set either your room или apartment/house/unit etc. up in an obstacle course using chairs, tables, couches and whatever else Ты have lying around. Turn off all the lights, find a flashlight and try to navigate through it, communicating at all times with your tic-toc team. (A/N - try to get someone else to play with you. I found I felt very silly doing this on my own.)
13. If you're over 18/21/whatever the legal drinking age is in your country, get a job as a bartender. Tell all your Друзья Ты actually work as a shrink.
14. Buy a voice distorter. Using it, call your parents/loved ones, and inform them that Ты have been kidnapped and buried alive. Inform them that if they do not pre-order the Кости Season 4 DVD box set in 24 hours, they will never see Ты again. (A/N - Once again, I am not responsible in any way if Ты get charged with falsifying a crime или faking your own kidnapping.)
15. Try to convince everyone Ты know to eat pie. Even if they don’t like their Фрукты cooked.
16. Go to LA. Call a prostitute house and order a 'two for one special'. If Hodgins and Booth do not turn up at your door, storm out in disgust. (Ok, I admit that I may be a little crazy. Also, if Ты are a guy and Чтение this, substitute Angela and Brennan into the Booth and Hodgins bit. Unless you're CouncilMan. Then Angela and Perotta will do.)
17. Buy some sea-monkeys. Name them! Race them! Bet on them! Feed them spam!
18. Learn three different types of martial arts. или how to shoot. If your not quite into this sort of stuff, I hear poking people in the eye can be quite effective.
19. Expand your Музыка tastes. Some things to look out for include: free-form jazz, Norwegian metal, Tibetan throat singing, classic Karaoke hits etc.
20. Last of all, spend waaaay too much time at this spot ranting on about Кости :D God knows that's what I'll be doing...