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From Season 2’s “The Boneless Bride in the River,” when there are no bones in a victim.

With the impossibly knowledgeable and guilelessly arrogant polymath Dr. Temperance “Bones” Brennan as its main character,

Bones spends a lot of time letting its heroine judge the just-average people around her. The big-eyed Brennan, played by Emily Deschanel, has been scoffing on Fox for nine seasons, and she’s got a lot of disapproval hot buttons, as catalogued below. Bones is the unsung shade queen of network television.

When someone doesn’t understand science as well as she does…

Target of judgment: Booth says, “Nothing says junkie like your gonad’s axis.” He means the hypothalamic–pituitary–gonadal axis. Doofus.

Target of judgment: Bones is detained for having a human skull in her suitcase because goofball airport security does not understand what forensic anthropology is.

Target of judgment: Booth says Brennan’s car is smarter than their victim. He is wrong, because of ANTHROPOLOGY.

Target of judgment: A law enforcement officer questions whether Brennan is serious about needing to examine the mud in which a body was found. Her response: “Serious as a gas attack.”

Target of judgment: Booth suggests a victim had “Venezuelan brittle bone syndrome.” He made up this condition.

Target of judgment: Booth says “skeletons and Christmas do not mix.”

Target of judgment: Booth shoots at an ice cream truck. Not good.

Target of judgment: Brennan’s wack fan says wack things that aren’t true. It’s super wack.

Target of judgment: Booth doesn’t understand Brennan’s need to make unbiased initial observations. Of course she doesn’t look in the victim’s suitcase before she makes her initial observations! What does he want?

Target of judgment: Booth says something that seems irrelevant to the investigation at hand.

Target of judgment: Hodgins says Valentine’s Day is a special day.

Target of judgment: Booth tells Brennan his ex didn’t want to marry him when she got pregnant because she wanted to start a career and go to graduate school while raising their child alone. Brennan does not understand her logic.

Target of judgment: A belligerent butcher is brandishing a large cleaver.

Target of judgment: Bones is applying for permission to carry a gun on the job. There’s bureaucratic nonsense involved.

Target of judgment: Booth suggests that Brennan may be examining a leprechaun. She is not examining a leprechaun.

Target of judgment: Booth overreacts to sitting in a formerly radioactive chair. It is not radioactive anymore, so he is upset about sitting in a non-radioactive chair.

Target of judgment: Booth jumps to a conclusion about cause of death. It is too early to draw conclusions.

Season 9, Episode 17, “The Repo Man in the Septic Tank”

Target of judgment: Booth wants Christine to go to church. Brennan thinks Jesus is the equivalent of Superman.

Target of judgment: Brennan’s fellow juror, a priest, says God will protect them. Brennan does not agree.

Target of judgment: Booth suggests that Brennan pray. Praying is not really her scene.

When someone reminds Brennan she’s not in charge, even though she is clearly the smartest person in the vicinity…

Target of judgment: Cam asserts her dominance over Brennan.

Season 2, Episode 6, “The Girl in Suite 2103”

When someone makes a disdainful and/or impenetrable cultural reference…

Target of judgment: Zack tells Bones that in L.A., there’s a contest to see how many celebrities you spot.

Target of judgment: Booth begins singing in public about sports.

Target of judgment: Zack tells Bones he fantasizes about having superpowers. She thinks this is strange, because he is an intelligent person.

Target of judgment: Booth dances like Michael Jackson. She has never heard of him or his hip maneuvers.

Target of judgment: Hodgins and Booth are excited by the word “pirates.”

Target of judgment: Booth says cowboys settled America. This is false.

Target of judgment: Angela implies that Brennan is naive.

Target of judgment: Booth tells Bones she is not a reassuring person. Possibly because Booth can’t handle the TRUTH.

Target of judgment: Booth gets Cam to tell Brennan she looks pretty. Brennan knows immediately that this is a coerced compliment.

Target of judgment: Booth says their infant daughter was expelled from daycare because of Brennan. Brennan does not agree.

Target of judgment: A U.S. attorney accuses Brennan of stealing evidence.

Season 2, Episode 7, “The Girl with the Curl”

Target of judgment: A pageant mom says things to Bones.

Target of judgment: Booth describes the effects of two Blue Hawaiians, which, he says, include public nudity.

Target of judgment: Booth says Arastoo’s accent is “thicker than Achmed the rug merchant.” Everyone join in side-eye.

Target of judgment: Hodgins makes an ill-timed joke.

Target of judgment: Sweets tells Bones she’s hot.

Target of judgment: Sweets talks about psychology.

Target of judgment: Dr. Gordon Wyatt describes psychology.

Target of judgment: Sweets says profiling is not an exact science. Brennan says “a doy” with her eyes.

When Brennan does not know how to behave in the situation…

Target of judgment: Fisher is drinking a foul-smelling tea.

Target of judgment: A former FBI agent has a much nicer apartment than current FBI agent Booth. Brennan tells Booth this.

Target of judgment: Booth knows Aristotle thought the heart was for solving math problems. Bones is surprised that Booth knows something.

Target of judgment: Wendell accidentally snaps off the hand of a skeleton. It is as though Brennan herself feels all the pain these human remains cannot feel for lack of sentience.

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