My cousin forwarded the following e-mail to me. It's so true. I have no idea who wrote it, but thought I'd share it. By the way, I am a Фан of the Buffalo Bills.


BUFFALO TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (Fahrenheit)


At +70º -

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.

People in Buffalo go swimming in the Lakes.


At +60º -

North Carolinians start turning on the heat.

People in Buffalo plant gardens.


At +50º -

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Buffalo sunbathe.


At +40º -

Italian and English cars won't start.

People in Buffalo drive with the windows down.


At +30º -

Distilled water...