"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are Ты gonna teach when Ты fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - Любовь the hair. It just screams улица, уличный urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made Ты Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty или something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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