Anyone who's seen my Аватар photo, can clearly guess who my Избранное Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The Название is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The Название is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Let's be honest EVERYONE knows about this dude.
Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my Фан pop friends) Ты know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab Ты for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these Фильмы actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
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Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my Фан pop friends) Ты know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab Ты for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these Фильмы actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool акула movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Мурашки EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps или something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool акула movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Мурашки EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps или something.. That face image fucked me up..
