Canada24's club.. Article: вверх 20 Freddy Krueger Цитаты

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posted by Canada24

#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a bitch!... I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's AFRIED!!"

#2:
Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.
[Rips Jason's hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger: Ты ugly little shit!
Freddy: ... Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love! Hawhawhaw!!

#3:
[Freddy is dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West and is riding a broom]
Freddy Krueger: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too! (laughs dramatically)

#4:
"I didn't need a перчатка, перчатки to kill your сука mother. And I don't need one now!"

#5:
[a dead Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. Ты didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis: Oh, God.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger: Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to "remember". But now he just won't STOP!!...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger: That hockey punk!

#6:
Oprah Noodlemantra: All right. Once again. This is your brain.
[Cracks egg]
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain on drugs. Questions?
[Freddy hits him with the frying pan]
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are "you" on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.

#7:
Dick Cavett: Can I ask Ты a question?
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Why certainly.
[Dick Cavett turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: Who gives a FUCK what Ты think!

#8:
Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that.
Doc: They?
Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.

#9:
"You shouldn't of buried me.. I'm NOT dead"

#10:
Jesse Braun: What do Ты want from me?
Freddy Krueger: Hmm!
[Freddy aggressively approaches him]
Freddy Krueger: I don't know, Jesse!
[points нож at Braun]
Freddy Krueger: Ты think Ты can turn back time?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: [gets in Braun's face]
Freddy Krueger: ANSWER ME!
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: Do Ты think Ты can bring the dead back to life?
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: No?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: I didn't fucking think so!

#9:
"Welcome to prime time bitch!"

#10:
Tina Gray: Please, God!
Фред Krueger: [reveals his glove] This... is God!

#11:
[Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach]
Roland Kincaid: (dying breath) I'll see Ты in hell.
Freddy Krueger: (smiles) Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.
[Jams knives further into his Roland's stomach]

#12:
Do-Gooder: Just tell me what Ты want, all right? I'm here to help you.
Freddy Krueger: Help yourSELF, fucker! (kills him coldly)

#13:
"You are ALL my children now!"

#14:
[Freddy appears in Jared's dream]
Jared from Subway: No, please!
Freddy Krueger: It's ok! I had Subway for lunch!
[Freddy proceeds to butcher him]

#15:
"I Любовь screamers!"

#16:
"Gone... But not forgotten"

#17:
" Die, piggy!"

#18:
"Hey Dan! Better not dream and drive HAWHAWHAWHAW!!"

#19:
Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been Актёрское искусство like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan Jordan: Mom?
Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.

#20:
"Faster than a bastard maniac! еще powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!"

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good Друзья (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, или can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My вверх five most Популярное reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little пони and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people Любовь these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this Фан base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

posted by Canada24

#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As Ты expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes Ты hate Lilly....

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вверх 8 best things about being a Brony

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I сказал(-а) it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: пони Музыка VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the Показать itself.
As even though...

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вверх 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

posted by Canada24

I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even еще for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like Чтение them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when Ты think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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вверх 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

posted by Canada24

#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed by Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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вверх five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't еще badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's кулер, охладитель when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the Список from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: ягненок, баранина OF GOD:
I am not a Фан of ягненок, баранина of God.
Their too death...

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I'm returning to my WALKING DEAD SPOOFS... In spirit to it, here's BEST OF RICK GRIMES:

posted by Canada24

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. Ты know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.

Rick: (nearly hit by a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!

Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.

RICK: By Morgan, hope Ты never try to kill me in the future.

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...

Master Sword and Satan Twist Adventures: kill counts

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

------------------------------------------------------------

SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...

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вверх 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted by two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Друзья find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Любовь that.....

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вверх five female singers who USE to be hot

posted by Canada24

#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Остаться в живых that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry Ты can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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вверх ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated by woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped by a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied by the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE: Is Bugs Bunny Affably evil?

posted by Canada24

Okay.. The first thing Ты guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Ты in front of a bus without a секунда thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when Ты really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him еще pain.

Anyway.
Not much еще to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..

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Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and Ты refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)

posted by Canada24

Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy дерево Друзья Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no еще then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself Избранное movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

posted by Canada24

Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. или at least Youtube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, или at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the пляж, пляжный now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

posted by Canada24

(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Лондон to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE год EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over by a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Марихуана in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's вверх eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated или misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Дисней had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. или Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically котелок Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 минуты the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a сердце attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. еще Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, сука mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...