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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that украл, палантин Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, Ты mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. или I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't Ты just get Остаться в живых before I call my boys over here and MAKE Ты lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short by Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. Ты crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short by pressing his face harder onto the ground.

"Make a sound and Ты die" Dash said, coldly.

"Okay... Look.. I don't have it. Some guy came a украл, палантин it" The nameless thug сказал(-а) eventually.

"What guy.. (holds his arm in painful way) TELL ME WHAT GUY!" Dash ordered.

"I don't know.. I never saw him before... He had an accent though" The thug admitted.

"Fine.." Dash said, releasing her hostage.

"Were did he go.. Do Ты know where he went?" Dash sternly asked.

"I -I think so" The thug said, still in pain.

"So me than.. And no bullshit, или I'll break both your legs" Dash ordered.

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"This is it, I think it is at least" The thug said, pointing at an old apartment.

"It BETTER be.. Come on, let's get in there" Dash aid, going inside.

"Why do 'I' have to go?" the thug whined.

"So I Ты can tell when someone is coming" Dash replied.

Dash successfully broke into the apartment room.

It wasn't much to look at. Had an old, small bed. It had an old tv, that doesn't work too well. Liberty city Rock station played in the room. And no windows were opened. Plus it smelled a bit gamey.

"Man.. This seems oddly familiar" Dash thought out loud.

"God, Ты are so hot!" The thug сказал(-а) randomly, and pervertly.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever.. Just watch the enterance.. While I look for that damn necklace" Dash replied, annoyed but his attempts to hit on her. She knows how attractive she is. But isn't one to care very much about it.

"Can I get your number after this?" The thug asked excitedly.

"No, now just go" Dash ordered.

Groaning to himself, the man went to watch the entrance, as Dash continued searching.

Unknown to Dash, a mysterious silently killed the man guarding the entrance. And silently approached the room.

Dash finally found the ожерелье but as she turned to the door suddenly the figure punched her in the face, knocking her onto the ground.

When Dash awoke a few секунды later, she realized a hand gun was held at her face, and the figure was holding her to the ground.

"Can't rob me NOW, can Ты lady!?" The figure said, revealing a strong European accent.

Dash tried to move, but the mystery man held her in place.

"Don't! Move!" He сказал(-а) sternly, and his face hidden in the dark.

However, Dash was able to recognize the voice.

"N -Niko!?"

"How do Ты know my name.. WHO TOLD Ты MY NAME!?" Niko cried, still holding her down, and pointing his hand gun against her head.

"N -No., Niko... I -It's me... Dash Lucia" Dash said, in one of her rare moments of fear.

Niko paused, trying to remember her. It's been so long since he's seen anyone other than Roman and Mallory.

Kate's death left him in a deep depression. and even took to drinking. Though, he's gotten better lately.

"Don't Ты remember me!?" Dash said, as he released her but could tell he was confused.

After another silent pause, Niko finally remembered her.

"Oh yeah. Your Packie's boy... или girl... Or. Whatever" Niko remembered.

"I missed Ты so much" Dash said, and kissed his cheek in a friendly type of way.

Niko couldn't help but blush a bit as he сказал(-а) "I missed Ты too Dash".

"Sorry for breaking in" Dash said, a bit embarrassed.

"Sorry for killing your friend" Niko replied.

Dash laughed before saying "I didn't care for him.. I probably would of killed him myself if he wasn't the one who lead me here"

"Why were Ты robbing me?" Niko asked, in a friendlier way this time.

"I'm sorry Niko... It's just... The guy I was with украл, палантин Maureen's necklace.. And Ты украл, палантин it off HIM... I... I just want the ожерелье back. Than I would of been gone" Dash admitted.

"Oh., well... I was gonna give it to Roman to give to Mallory" Niko replied, sadly.

"Sorry Niko... Wish I could Ты find something else for her" Dash said, also sadly.

"Well.. It's okay" Niko said, giving her Maureen's necklace.

Suddenly Dash's cellphone ran.

"Hold on... (answers it) Hello?.. Эй, Maureen what's goi-... What!?... еще robberies!?... Don't panic... I'll find them... Don't be silly., Your problems are my problems... Call Ты later" Dash said, before hanging up.

"Niko... I.. I need your help... Maureen is being robbed and threatened by a gang of thugs" Dash сказал(-а) to Mr Bellic.

"I'd Любовь to help, but... I'm retired sweetheart... I'm DONE with that life.. No еще putting my life on the line... I simply want to be an uncle to Roman's child, and live a QUITE life" Niko revealed.

"Please Niko. Please... Maureen McReary is the closet thing I have to a family.. And these people are harassing her!" Dash bagged.

Niko sighed.

"Fine... Just this once" He replied.

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Meanwhile:

MICHAEL'S MANSION:

"Hey, hey., There Ты are" Michael greeted Franklyn, from inside Michael's own house.

"So we all good?" Michael asked.

Hell yeah, we all good. We did it!" Franklyn сказал(-а) excited

"Yeah, Ты fuckin' A-right we did" сказал(-а) a proud Michael.

Michael pours Franklin a drink.

"So, here's the shot. Lester's offloading the gems, he knows a guy who can get us fifty cents on the dollar. Hell, we might actually have a little spending money left after we pay off that psychotic Mexican motherfucker". Michael told Franklyn.

"Nice!" Frankyln cried excitedly.

Michael goes to sit down with Franklin walking behind him.

"Cheers!" They both сказал(-а) to each other before drinking.

PACKIE'S SMALL APARTMENT:

"Haha! The years I wasted actually WORKING!" Adam laughed, as he was counting his percent of the money.

"Yeah., Hopefully this will be enough to pay my rents" Connor сказал(-а) happily.

"I seen your numbers.. Your need еще robberies than this... But don't worry.. Michael сказал(-а) he'll be using us for all his еще jobs" Packie replied.

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It starts off when Dave confronts Michael claiming to know that Michael was involved in the robbery at Vangelico's Fine Jewelry, which Michael eventually admits. Michael tells Dave about Trevor Philips' unexpected visit and explains that they haven't talked much about history with Dave reminding Michael that he will eventually start asking Вопросы about why Michael is still alive. Dave then makes the connection that if Michael's problems are his, then his problems must be Michael's problems. He claims that if he were to be fired and someone read his files, he could come clean and get only five years in prison. Dave then shows Michael a picture of Ferdinand Kerimov, a person of interest who is believed to know enough to put Norton and his superiors out of a job, who the IAA claims is dead. The FIB, not believing them, thinking he is being debriefed somewhere. Agent Norton needs someone to break into the heavily IAA guarded mortuary to Подтвердить this suspicion. Dave then takes a club and knocks Michael out.

When Michael awakens, he is inside a bodybag on a medical examiner's table. The medical examiners open the bodybag and speculate about Michael's life and cause of death. Michael then sits up and grabs one of the examiners, who he chokes out, while the other flees to get help. Michael sees a bin bag, which contains his clothing and begins to get dressed when an IAA agent enters the room looking for him. Michael remains in cover and the agent begins looking into the opposite room. An unarmed Michael sneaks up on the agent and hits him across the back of the neck, knocking him out before grabbing the man's fully loaded pistol.

Michael looks at the two bodies in the room and realises that neither are Kerimov as they are both women.

Michael phone's Dave, saying "Davy.. I found your tag, Ferdinand Kerimov, it's on some big black lady.. Difiently not your guy".

Michael began making his way upstairs when suddenly he was nearly hit but a bunch of bullets, and had to take cover before return firing.

"Hey! Hey! I already died once today!" Michael said, with his usual sense of sarcasm.

Michael fought his way up the stairway, and he managed to grab an MP5 off one of the corpses, witch raises his chances of survival a bit more.

Once up the stairs, Michael then receives a text message from Dave explaining his weapons are located in a bin bag in the evidence room on the вверх floor. Michael continues until reaching the вверх floor and recovers his weapons, giving him еще ammunition to kill the remaining IAA agents before jumping out of the вверх floor window in a skip below. Michael quickly gets out of the skip and, avoiding gun огонь from an IAA agent, begins his escape from the police, who had been alerted to the events.

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(flachback)

Roman: Эй, Niko, are Ты okay?

Niko: Yeah, I'm fine. How's married life?

Roman: It's okay, hard to be happy when your wedding goes the way ours did... Kate's death was very unfortunate... Niko, don't blame yourself.

Niko: There's no one else to blame, Roman. It's my fault, because I refused to do that deal for Pegorino... It's my fault because I got close to her. I shouldn't get close to anyone.

Roman: Ты should, Niko. Ты shouldn't give up hope.. There's still someone out there for you.. I know there is.

(present time)

Dash's car arrived at an old apartment building.

"Alright.. Here it is.. (cocks pistol) Let's make that thieving bastard, Tony, pay!" Dash said, anxiously.

"... Just be careful Dash.. I don't Ты to die like Kate" Niko admitted, as he was seen wearing his trademark leather куртка and old pair of sweat pants.

"Look.. We ALL loved Kate.. But can Ты please stop talking about her so much... I need Ты to focus Niko" Dash said, sternly.

"But I'm just saying"

"Look Niko... If your THIS worried.. Take this instead" Dash said, handing him an SMG.

"T -Thanks" Niko said, actually feeling a bit better now.

"Good... Now let's get moving, Bellic"

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Tony's group was at the apartment, so Dash and Niko were waiting in her car.

"You remind me a lot of Carly Townley" Niko said, after they been talking for a bit.

"Why dose everybody always compare me to her?" Dash сказал(-а) a bit annoyedly.

"... Ты don't see it then?" Niko asked.

"No I do not.. She's complaining about her family" Dash said.

"Yeah? So?" Niko asked.

"Mine is DEAD!.. But do Ты ever hear me whining about it?" Dash replied.

"... Yes" Niko admitted.

"Oh.. Well then Ты know how annoying it is" Dash replied.

Suddenly a car pulled up to apartment.

"There they are" Dash said, seeing the car.

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Dash and Niko sneak into the house.

"Okay Niko, wait here as support fire" Dash said, before entering the apartment room.

"Dash?" сказал(-а) one of the guys.

"Where's your leader?.. Where's Tony?" Dash demanded.

"Why should I tell 'you' bitch?" the guy laughed.

"Other wise I'll beat Ты till Ты can't stand up!" Dash threatened.

"Ohh.. Always with the threats" the guy said, obviously unafraid.

"I'm serious" Dash growled.

"Screw off lady.. Maureen is 'nobody' in this town.. And so are you" сказал(-а) a секунда guy.

"That may be true.. But I can still kick your as-

The секунда guy punched her before she finished, saying he's enough of her constant threats.

But Dash purposely tripped him, and continued to attack him.

LATER:

Eventually Dash ended getting shot in the shoulder, to stop her from attacking anymore.

"Haha.. I should of done this years ago" сказал(-а) the that shot her, as he prepared to execute her, when suddenly Niko appeared and tried to shoot him, witch the guy dodged, but Niko quickly killed the other two members.

SOON AFTER:

The guy that nearly killed Dash was violently thrown onto the ground.

"AHH! Ты DICK!" The guy cried in pain.

"Shut up!.. Ты hurt Dash.. And now I'm gonna starting hurting YOU!" Niko cried angrily, before aggressively stomping the guy in the stomach.

"FUCK YO- (gets kicked again) AHH!"

"Now.. Only reason I'm not putting a bullet though your tiny, tiny, brain., Is because we STILL need the location of that Tony guy.. And obviously Dash went a bit too easy on you.. So.. I'm just gonna keep shooting Ты till Ты talk" Niko said, darkly.

Your bluffing" The guy said, a bit nervous.

"Am I?.. (fires a bullet into the man's kneecap).. I don't think so" Niko said, chuckling a bit.

"Fuck.. Fine, fine... I'll tell you" The guy said, groaning in pain.

And so he did, he revealed Tony's last known location.

"There.. That wasn't so hard was it, kid?" Niko said, mockingly.

"Fuck you.. And fuck that slut over ther-

"Shut up" Niko groaned, after suddenly shooting the guy in the forehead, killing him.

"You okay Dash?" asked a suddenly calm again, Niko, as he checked on one of the few Друзья he has left.

"Yes.. I think it's only a flesh wound" Dash said, having had worse.

"Good.. Your.. Quite the lady.. Won't want to lose you" Niko admitted.

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Niko: I told Ты to leave me alone.

Peg: (dying) I give the orders here. Me. [clutching chest]

Niko: You're not looking so good there, Jimmy.

Peg: (dying) Screw you.

Niko What the fuck did she ever do to you?

Peg: (dying) I wanted YOU,, Ты immigrant dip shit.

Niko: Big talk... Ты wanna know something funny?

Peg: (dying) Not really.

Niko: The Commission - the old families - I know some of those guys... And they thought Ты were a fat fucking joke.

Peg: (weakly) Whatever.

Niko: A joke! Huh. [Niko starts laughing. Pegorino aims his gun back up, but Niko shoots him).

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Niko's snaps to reality happened at the exact same time he shot someone dead with his SMG, Актёрское искусство as if it was the same bullet.

It's revealed he and Dash are to be caught in a large gunfight.

Dash is shown to still have just her earlier pistol, as she killed 2 enamies in a row.

"Just like the old days eh Dash!" Niko commented.

"Agreed!" Dash giggled.

The duo cleared the area after large gunfight and Niko shot the lock off the front door of an apartment.

"Okay Niko.. Watch your back.. There will be еще men in there.. Tony is connected" Dash said, reloading her pistol.

"Than let's do it!" Niko said, gently pushing Dash out of way, before bursting down the door., catching the guys inside off guard, and Niko killed the 4 enemies guarding the entrance within only a few seconds.

"Not bad" Dash giggled.

"Thank yo-

Niko gets cut shot by sudden gunshots. He ducked under a диван, мягкий уголок as someone was firing an M4 карабин винтовка at him.

Dash shot at the guy with the M4, but he was able to get back into cover, making him a difficult target.

"Cover me!" Dash cried, running towards the stairs.

Niko did so, firing at the gunmen that they still couldn't reach yet, allowing Dash to get to upstairs, since Tony would be up there.

A caught off guard suddenly got grabbed by Dash, she shot the секунда one in the head, and than broke the guys neck.

Dash continued to fight her way toward's Tony's room, screaming out his name in rage.

Niko ran up to the guy with the M4 when he was caught off guard throwing, tackling him onto the ground, and repeatedly stabbing him with a small knife.

The guy we can assume to be Tony was suddenly shot in the stomach, and fell to his knees.

"How's THAT for an hello" Dash сказал(-а) sarcastically.

"Fuck Ты Dash" Tony сказал(-а) weakly.

"Where's Maureen's stuff.. Huh? Tell me before I shoot Ты AGAIN!" Dash demanded.

"You don't have the gu-

Dash shoots him again.

"AHH!... Ты CRAZY BITCH!" Tony screamed.

"I get that a lot" Dash said, with an evil grin.

"Now.. Where's the fuckin stuff!" Das demanded.

"Okay.. Okay... There in there" Tony said, pointing at an walk in closet.

"Thank you" Dash said, opening the closet.

"You gonna let me go?" Tony asked.

"I would... But than your just be BACK" Dash said.

"No I won't"

"Besides... Ты were responsible for my mothers death.. So... Good bye Tony" Dash said, firing her gun, and everything went black.
La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a Фан of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was at Sweet яблоко Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so Ты don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a таблица to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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#1:
Pink: (envisioning himself as Nazi leader, and speaking though megaphone) We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to cut out the deadwood.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) To clean up the city!
Nazi followers: Waiting!..
Pink and the followers: For. the worms!
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to put on a black shirt.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to weed out the weaklings.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to smash in their...
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE Любовь EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my Избранное song by him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I Любовь how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..


EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a Болталка magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract Ты as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) Ты just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this Показать a few еще times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..

Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.

I am gonna have too watch this again.

Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..

But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..

Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..

Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If Ты remember или not, I сказал(-а) I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...
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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had еще screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH перфоратор, удар, пунш - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared by Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS улица, уличный (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with Ты instead of killing Ты straight away.
And...
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added by Canada24
Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: Ты know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS Любовь YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN Ты DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic радуга is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded by a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy день in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't Ты work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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posted by Canada24
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight Ты are not quite sure what he is about или how dangerous he is although Ты have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a еще mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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