Canada24's club.. Article: I responde to dumb Вопросы about Canada

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posted by Canada24

#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country или is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"

#2:
If Ты die in Canada? Do Ты die in real life?
"No, Ты become a reindeer with red nose"

#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try Чтение a book once in a while"

#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"

#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"

#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever country your from"

#7:
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
"... Dick!"

#8:
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
".........................."

#9:
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
"You do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"

#10:
Was George W. куст, буш well liked in Canada?
"......... Wow"

#11:
Could Ты give me Совет on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
"Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you"

#12:
Why are Canadians gay?
"Cause we have a red flag"

#13:
How can I Переместить to Canada?
"By getting off the couch"

#14:
Can an 18 год old go to Canada?
"No.. Too many perverts"

#15:
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
"Cause we were bored"

#16:
Can Ты travel to Canada with a boat?
"..."

#17:
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
"You do realize we are nothing BUT christians"

#18:
How do Ты say "I Любовь you?" in Canadian?
"by ending it with "eh"

#19:
Is Canadian easy to learn?
"not really, but easier than learning chineese"

#20:
Is it cheaper to fly или drive to Montreal from New York City?
"..."

#21:
What state is Toronto?
"It's part of Florida"

#22:
What is the country Canada all about?
"Hillybillies and кленовый, клен syrup"

#23:
Dose Canada have a military?
"No we have polar bears with stun guns"

#24:
What City is Niagara Falls in?
"Your mothers"

#25:
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
"Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians"

#26:
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
"Yes, but it's a tight squeeze"

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Dreamtime #6 Do they use toilet paper in Canada? "No, we use the flag of whatever country your from" ~~ oh my god.....i cant breath BHAHAHA XD

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WORST FILMS I SEEN:

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Lets make this a "unique" Хэллоуин Статья and count down my most hated Фильмы I can think:

#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a еще dignified end to a character... Sort of..

#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..

#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..

Ponies On The Rails Episode 27

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Pierce Takes Charge

June 2, 1953

Perviously on Ponies On The Rails, Gordon went into Portland, and Pete had to go see what he was up to. During that, Pete put Hawkeye in charge of things while he was away. This is what happened.

At the Cheyenne train station,...

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вверх ten BEST things I ever reviewed:

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#1: CUPCAKES:

I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were еще writers like Sergent Sprinkles".

This is, in my opinion, the greatest Крипипаста ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..

Not only that, but the fact that Капкейки has some of the greastest Фан Видео and Фан sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

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Monster Part 2

posted by Canada24

So..

Episode 3 was a bit slow for me.
It's the aftermath of the directors death.
(Witch I guarantee would be Johan Lieberts doings).

So either way, not much to say about episode 3.

Episode 4 is a bit еще interesting.
Partially when we finally meet Johan Liebert.
And just as I expected, Johan was the one that poisoned those doctors, and was the one that was found shot in the head. Shows like this usually result like that.

I bet most of Ты are asking it.
So here it is.
Johan seems cool so far.
I remember Wind linked me that scene, I was so excited about seeing that part where we meet Johan.
Too bad...

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The John K issue

posted by Canada24

Obviously I got the idea of making this kinda Статья after WindWaker's culture.. Whatever..

I heard a little about that.. But mainly I heard about Onison. Which is a different beast all together..

Anyway, obviously I'm here to instead talk about the creator of Ren and Stimpy. As all the Youtube Видео I saw about him are darkly interesting.

Though mainly, it's deeply disguesting and horrorific. Not only cause he did these things. But because the people down at Nick seemed to be mostly fine with it. They fired him not for having sex with minors, или sending out nude pictures to fans. But for not...

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It's been years sense I've seen this movie.. In fact, last time I saw it. I was about 7 years old.. So it's BASICALLY like seeing it the first time.

There's so much too like about this movie.
It's kid friendly, nobody gets hurt in the end.. (except the off screen deaths).

But that doesn't mean this film isn't dark, creepy, and really well acted.. Screw rotten tomatoes, what do they know..

In 1969, 8 год old, after being attacked by a group of bullies, who also steal his bicycle. Alan follows the sound of tribal drumbeats to a construction site. He finds the chest containing a board game called...

Monster PART 4

posted by Canada24

So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.

This Показать is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.

Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.

But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"

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Monster PART 3

posted by Canada24

I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
Показать watched 5 and 6.

Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten минуты of episode 6.
Guess it'll be еще interesting in the Далее one.

Till Далее time. I guess

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Monster Part 1

posted by Canada24

I thank DreamTime for linking that page..

It's weird, this is the first I actually know how to USE that site.

Another weird thing. I actually wanted to see Monster FIRST.
Death Note wasn't something I was actually very interested in seeing. But it's the only one I found.
I probably won't watch it as much as Monster.

But anyway, I had a lot of time to spare I watched episode one AND episode two. Save my self some time and I'll probably be doing a lot of that.
Sense this one looks a lot better so far.
Death note is good. But can't honestly say I'm fully ENJOYING it yet. It's kinda weird..

Uh anyway....

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вверх 20 Tatro Цитаты

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#1:
"It's one if Ты want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if Ты drop a glass пиво bottle.. Ты pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"

#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"

#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... или there's also the fact...