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Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill Ты both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell Ты all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill Ты both, slice Ты open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear Ты up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

Salem: Эй, Ty? Who Ты think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set by our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE Ты ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. Ты heard that?

Salem: Yeah you're welcome Ты freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

Elliot: Ты think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask Ты something? Did Ты have to live the rest of your life with your best Друзья life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So Ты can take your god damn Сообщить and shove it up your ass... And let me tell Ты something else.. Ты did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that Ты created... So Ты live with that!

Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how Ты like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few секунды were no one's trying to kill us.

Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

Rios: I can't believe Ты want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

Salem: Yo. That was so badass, Ты WISH Ты had moves like that.

Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

Salem: Sense when are Ты such a god damn boy scot!?

Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

Salem: (to Rios) Ты oh me a soda.

Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of Капкейки inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL Капкейки did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW Фильмы (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me Любовь Pinkie еще instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...
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well,it all started when (Canada24) Опубликовано Капкейки 2
back then the song (make me bad) got stuck in my head
then later he showed me other cool songs
though.. i am not sure!~ if that is
the first song i liked,my memory is not that good sorry..

i don't listen to it now as much as i used to...
but it still have nice feelings
remembering all the good times i had on his club
glad i know this band :)
so i am grateful for Ты connor

in general this club is awesome and enjoyable

Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what Ты want about Americans but we understand capitalism. Ты buy yourself a product and Ты get what Ты pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Энджел of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

You know I am a psycho
I told Ты I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told Ты I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told Ты I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho



A violent schizophrenia, you...
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Why dose everyone hate Advanced Warfare?

I can never stop playing the story.
My brother as well.

We both agree it's the BEST call of duty game so far.

Though I enjoy the black ops series a lot еще than he dose.
Mostly because of Frank Woods.
Whom I doubt will be in the third.

In fact I don't know WHERE their going with the third.

But I have a sense that it involves a NEW story and new set of characters..

I don't have a lot of hope for it.
But yet, it's on my Рождество Список anyway.

The thing about CoD.

It doesn't seem to matter how dumb the plot is.

There's always the sense of "everything is overdramatic".
So it keeps me entertained..
 Frank Woods
Frank Woods
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give Ты insight -- I'll Показать Ты what your guts look like.

French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 еще секунды your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard украл, палантин our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his Аниме counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..


This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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"Why is it when ever 'I' have fun.. It's wrong?" - Squidward..

Although he is now еще of a jerk, it is not all his fault.

His annoyance with Spongebob and Patrick grew larger and larger with each season. But in his defense. Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity increased еще and еще with each season, and they always break into his house when he's trying to enjoy alone time..

Mr. Krabs also blackmails him to work and barely pays him anything.

Whenever he tries to make any piece of art, he gets turned down for something far less well designed.

Though Squidward DOSE do bad things, he usually gets...
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Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his Друзья and family...
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Song (Start at 0:54): link

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Hedgehog In Ponyville
Con Mane
Ponies On The Rails
The Storm
Spike It
Grand Theft Ponies
Don't Eat Капкейки On Sunday With Jeff The Killer
Bad Auditions By Bad Actors

Announcer: All this, and more, from...
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Requests for Фан fictions? Send a message sharing your idea, and we'll use it.

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Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog...
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Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, секунды before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk by the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents


Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right...
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Featuring another friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..

#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight Ты are not quite sure what he is about или how dangerous he is although Ты have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a еще mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A месяц passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were...
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