Roman: (meets Niko at the лодка stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took Ты so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. Ты know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR Ты SING!
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Roman: Do Ты think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and Ты won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come Ты with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought Ты had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are Ты talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! Ты DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. Ты KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with Ты destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN BY SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko молоко container) Ты happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and горький into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are Ты sleeping Ты FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK Ты ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the Любовь of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought Ты were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a насос action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: Ты KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did Ты expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: Ты know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) Эй, Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) Эй, Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves Ты right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his Избранное downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Любовь Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 минуты later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot Ты see at тако колокол, колокольчик, белл at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never сказал(-а) anything.. Ты came over, knocked on my door. and сказал(-а) "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck Ты Bellic!
Niko: No fuck Ты Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now Ты took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have еще respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes Ты for all Ты do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 минуты later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have Ты watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt Ты down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to Переместить on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... Ты dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
Niko: (stressed) What took Ты so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. Ты know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR Ты SING!
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Roman: Do Ты think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and Ты won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come Ты with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought Ты had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are Ты talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! Ты DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. Ты KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with Ты destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN BY SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko молоко container) Ты happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and горький into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are Ты sleeping Ты FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK Ты ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the Любовь of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought Ты were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a насос action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: Ты KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did Ты expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: Ты know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) Эй, Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) Эй, Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves Ты right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his Избранное downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Любовь Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 минуты later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot Ты see at тако колокол, колокольчик, белл at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never сказал(-а) anything.. Ты came over, knocked on my door. and сказал(-а) "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck Ты Bellic!
Niko: No fuck Ты Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now Ты took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have еще respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes Ты for all Ты do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 минуты later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have Ты watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt Ты down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to Переместить on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... Ты dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the вверх war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would Ты feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Телевидение that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the вверх war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would Ты feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Телевидение that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most Избранное character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit или whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the Показать till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless Ты count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most Избранное character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit или whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the Показать till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless Ты count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" Показать then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" Показать then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online Письмо
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta Фан fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I Любовь Korn
I have almost EVERY Эминем album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Друзья these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online Письмо
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta Фан fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I Любовь Korn
I have almost EVERY Эминем album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Друзья these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all Любовь to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
We all Любовь to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.