Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up by this point, as he's a little еще mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it или not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck by lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Ты killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Ты know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Ты know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) Ты know.. Any time Ты wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Ты kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: Ты know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Готика girls.. And your NOT a Готика girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Ты SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it или not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck by lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Ты killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Ты know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Ты know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) Ты know.. Any time Ты wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Ты kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: Ты know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Готика girls.. And your NOT a Готика girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Ты SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
#1: SLIPKNOT - SNUFF:
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..
#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..
#3: Metallica - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with Metallica so she knows how crazy they get..
#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..
#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..
#3: Metallica - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with Metallica so she knows how crazy they get..
#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..