Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's Ты again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do Ты guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky Ты need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how Ты expected me to Любовь Ты when Ты so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill Ты to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do Ты have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied by a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: Ты DO know Lily and I are Друзья right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do Ты think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. Ты are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) Ты look like a pile of crap ate a секунда pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
Saten: I'll, uhh, leave Ты to it.. There's something I need to do.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Saten: She needs a new school.. So how about yours?
Principle: (looks at Dinky) She seems not smart enough for our school.
Dinky: Hey!
Principle: Haha.. It talks.
Saten: Hmm.. Can I see Ты in your office mister?
Principle: Sure (Saten and the man go into the room).
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(punching sounds).
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Shortly after.
Principle: (badly beaten up) Correction.. Dinky can come here as much as she wants.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's Ты again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do Ты guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky Ты need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how Ты expected me to Любовь Ты when Ты so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill Ты to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do Ты have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied by a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: Ты DO know Lily and I are Друзья right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do Ты think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. Ты are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) Ты look like a pile of crap ate a секунда pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
Saten: I'll, uhh, leave Ты to it.. There's something I need to do.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Saten: She needs a new school.. So how about yours?
Principle: (looks at Dinky) She seems not smart enough for our school.
Dinky: Hey!
Principle: Haha.. It talks.
Saten: Hmm.. Can I see Ты in your office mister?
Principle: Sure (Saten and the man go into the room).
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(punching sounds).
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Shortly after.
Principle: (badly beaten up) Correction.. Dinky can come here as much as she wants.
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's еще popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have еще или less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit еще hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's еще popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have еще или less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit еще hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell Ты what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. еще for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Любовь the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders радуга Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes Капкейки normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders радуга Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes Капкейки normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a безопасно, сейф country?
"Cause the mighty king гусь gives us Еда to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my черепаха against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Хэллоуин falls on a Friday the 13th this год for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a безопасно, сейф country?
"Cause the mighty king гусь gives us Еда to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my черепаха against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Хэллоуин falls on a Friday the 13th this год for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"