First off.. This is gonna be a shock to everyone that knows me.. But Nostalgia Critic couldn't be еще WRONG about this movie..
Along with IT, Haunted Mansion, and Childs Play.. But that's for another time.
First off, lets talk about what my boy Doug bitched on and on about.. Those damn aliens.
He goes on and on about how the Aliens weren't very smart, if they are attacking a planet made 70% of water..
But let me put Ты another way.. The Chris Stuckmann way (check him out.. Seriously).
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The water.. The water is harmful to the Aliens.. "why would these aliens invade a planet 70% made of water if water is acid to them" is everyone's complaint.. But what do we actually KNOW about these creatures?.. Maybe they never actually encountered water before.. I mean, imagine if we discover a far away planet.. It's entirely plausible to assume, there would be unknown elements on the surface, that could possibly be toxic to us.. But remember what the guy on the radio said? "they didn't come here for our planet, they came here for us".. He also says that they retreated so fast, they left their wounded behind.. This shows they likely had no idea what humans were capable of.. And are possibly a race at the state of desperation for survival.. Remember the alien in the video.. The Alien hidden in the corner.. My guess is that thing is terrified.. Completely separated from his group.. Watched his Друзья all die, as they were exposed to this mysterious water.
Along with IT, Haunted Mansion, and Childs Play.. But that's for another time.
First off, lets talk about what my boy Doug bitched on and on about.. Those damn aliens.
He goes on and on about how the Aliens weren't very smart, if they are attacking a planet made 70% of water..
But let me put Ты another way.. The Chris Stuckmann way (check him out.. Seriously).
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The water.. The water is harmful to the Aliens.. "why would these aliens invade a planet 70% made of water if water is acid to them" is everyone's complaint.. But what do we actually KNOW about these creatures?.. Maybe they never actually encountered water before.. I mean, imagine if we discover a far away planet.. It's entirely plausible to assume, there would be unknown elements on the surface, that could possibly be toxic to us.. But remember what the guy on the radio said? "they didn't come here for our planet, they came here for us".. He also says that they retreated so fast, they left their wounded behind.. This shows they likely had no idea what humans were capable of.. And are possibly a race at the state of desperation for survival.. Remember the alien in the video.. The Alien hidden in the corner.. My guess is that thing is terrified.. Completely separated from his group.. Watched his Друзья all die, as they were exposed to this mysterious water.
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A секунда CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his секунда chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his секунда chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE Любовь EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my Избранное song by him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I Любовь how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE Любовь EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my Избранное song by him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I Любовь how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..