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So I watched 2 Фильмы for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people Любовь my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any еще Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. By nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary "enough".. But he's such a sadist.. He's clearly enjoying this.. It's like Freddy Krueger.. This is what makes them scary.. Chucky and Freddy are clearly enjoying it.. Even in the many sequels, Freddy can still be creepy in the level of pleasure he's getting in the pain he's causing..

I swear to god. At the ending, I kept watching the hand, waiting for it to point the finger as it's final act.. It would of been such a "Chucky" way to go out..

What еще can I say.. I thought I had a lot to say.. But I don't..

I give this movie a B.. Cause that's what it is.. An B movie.. Check it out if Ты want..

Brad Douriff is honestly the best part.. Except maybe the mom. Who won an award for the role.. But Dourif won nothing.. What the hell Hollywood.

Anyway.. Leave comments, if Ты have any..
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death акула attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a акула attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned by the Рождество singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the акула was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting Болталка citizen) Ты look like Ты struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: Ты make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: Ты should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate Ты under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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This isn't stealing Wind's idea, I had this planned a while, his just convinced me to make it..



WORST:

#10: гитара MASTER:
So as Ты may (but probably not) know, I play electric гитара on my spare time. So I got a game at my brithday several years ago.. Ты plug in your guitar. And it's гитара Hero, but real.. Only.. It fucking sucks! It kept breaking my strings cause Ты have to tune it, EVERY, FUCKING, SONG!!

God, I sold the game, I couldn't look at it.. Fuck that game!!


#9: BLACK OPS 3:
This is еще of a personal complaint over a review.. But Ты can't play one player, only online.. I never...
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#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned by Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank замок was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic день when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, замок swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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Hershel: Just tell us what this is. Please.
Phillip: It isn't personal.
Hershel: Than what is it?
Phillip: Michonne, I want Ты to know... Penny, my daughter, she was dead. I know that know. Now, I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt anyone. I need the prison, that's it. There are people I need to keep alive. Ты two are gonna help me take it. No one needs to die.
Michonne: I'm gonna kill you.
Phillip: No, Ты won't.
Michonne: I'm gonna take my...
Hershel: Stop it. Ты want the prison?
Phillip: Yeah. And I will take it as peacefully as I can.
Hershel: Governor...
Phillip: Don't...
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#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated by woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped by a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied by the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Шрек change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Шрек 2 dumbass..


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I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest Фильмы I know.

Saw 2 is еще what people THINK of when Ты talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, by laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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It's hard to get a good sequel these days.

And this one is way better than the sequels to to Jaws and Insidious.

The first one is simple enough. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box with a camera in it. The camera displays snuff films of family's being murdered in fashions that are labeled "jokingly" in the names.
The "joke names" come across as twisted and sadistic (and not in a good way).
Anyway, long story short.
Turns out a evil demon, named Bughuul is behind it all. and Bughuul decides to mess with Hawk's character for a while, by scaring the audience with various jump...
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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....
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