#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."
#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken as, only in it for the fame..
#3: MICHAEL AND FRANKLIN (gta 5):
Both come across as the only decent people in San Andreas.. Though Franklin strikes me as much nicer than Michael..
#4 FRANK GRIMES (Simpsons):
His whole excistance as a character. Is to be the only one see what's WRONG with Homer Simpson being in charge of everyone's safety. When he probably doesn't even know what день it is..
#5: STAN SOUTH (South Park):
Him and Kyle come across as this.. But it's mainly Stan.. I Любовь his complete lack of interest in what's going on in ASSPEN..
#6: NIKO AND ROMAN (gta 4):
We all have our own Ответы for why Niko fits this. So it's obvious.. But Roman is a very underrated character, the internet loves to make fun of him.. But in truth.. He and Kate are the only decent people in Liberty City.. Roman doesn't have the best track record though..
#7 BLUE (dick figures):
But of coarse. ANYONE would appear as this, when your roommate is RED.. It's quite apparent that Blue does not want to be involved with Red's high jinks. One episode says that Blue refused to accompany Red to a party (because he was sick). So appearently Red hit him with a baseball bat and forcibly brought him when Blue was unconscious..
#8: LOUIS (Family Guy):
This is why I only like her in the early seasons.. When she filled this role.. Not the sex addicted slut she is now..
#9: FRANK WEST (Dead Rising):
Shares this role with Chuck Greene (and Stacey in the canon story)..
#10 SMITHERS (Simpsons):
Smithers is pretty much the only person at the power plant who actually knows what he's doing.
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."
#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken as, only in it for the fame..
#3: MICHAEL AND FRANKLIN (gta 5):
Both come across as the only decent people in San Andreas.. Though Franklin strikes me as much nicer than Michael..
#4 FRANK GRIMES (Simpsons):
His whole excistance as a character. Is to be the only one see what's WRONG with Homer Simpson being in charge of everyone's safety. When he probably doesn't even know what день it is..
#5: STAN SOUTH (South Park):
Him and Kyle come across as this.. But it's mainly Stan.. I Любовь his complete lack of interest in what's going on in ASSPEN..
#6: NIKO AND ROMAN (gta 4):
We all have our own Ответы for why Niko fits this. So it's obvious.. But Roman is a very underrated character, the internet loves to make fun of him.. But in truth.. He and Kate are the only decent people in Liberty City.. Roman doesn't have the best track record though..
#7 BLUE (dick figures):
But of coarse. ANYONE would appear as this, when your roommate is RED.. It's quite apparent that Blue does not want to be involved with Red's high jinks. One episode says that Blue refused to accompany Red to a party (because he was sick). So appearently Red hit him with a baseball bat and forcibly brought him when Blue was unconscious..
#8: LOUIS (Family Guy):
This is why I only like her in the early seasons.. When she filled this role.. Not the sex addicted slut she is now..
#9: FRANK WEST (Dead Rising):
Shares this role with Chuck Greene (and Stacey in the canon story)..
#10 SMITHERS (Simpsons):
Smithers is pretty much the only person at the power plant who actually knows what he's doing.
Song (Start at 3:14): link
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are Ты doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the день after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and Ты can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are Ты doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the день after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and Ты can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Fillydelphia, 1992
Case крекер, взломщик is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this пони named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my Оружие from the перчатка, перчатки compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told Ты that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Эй, Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Sick design, "okay" character
According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called
"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. или the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 минуты of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 минуты watching some poor woman getting assaulted by hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. или the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 минуты of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 минуты watching some poor woman getting assaulted by hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's еще popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have еще или less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit еще hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's еще popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have еще или less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit еще hilarious..
