Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Ты finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Рождество List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got еще important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Назад episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the месяц goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think Ты know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case Ты don't know, it's a crossover of Аниме with Hawaii Five-0.
Audience: *Laughing*

Kawaii Five-0

Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und танковый, панцер, за танковую атаку
Cosmic радуга as Ash from Pokemon

At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.

Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into Аниме characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this Аниме virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, three ponies that got the Аниме virus were planning to rob banks.

Mio: We need еще money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE

Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And Ты just teach these multi colored Животные to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.

On some Болталка road in Hawaii

Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, Ты would either let me drive, или follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: Аниме characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. Ты know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops Далее to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* Ты idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.

But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.

Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: Ты three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: Ты hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. Ты don't think we know what Ты were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know Ты don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to Показать Ты that Аниме characters, and Аниме in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the Далее part of this episode

Astrel Sky has a bad day.

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My Вопрос

Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.

Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.

Astrel Sky got pushed aside by the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.

пони 38: This is my TV!
пони 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, Ты get it!
пони 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
пони 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
пони 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it еще than you!
пони 84: *Takes his game back* Ты need it less than me.
пони 37: *Gets punching перчатка, перчатки out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
пони 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank Ты Болталка microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!

Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.

Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of Ты should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell Ты once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: Ты know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what Ты were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit Ты make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as оливковый, оливковое
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: Ты think Ты speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? Ты don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when Ты сказал(-а) you'd speak for all of us, Ты were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps Ты two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*

The Nova was behind the Магазин about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.

Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*

Slow motion time.

The drunk пони hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.

This was the sound being made by the scraping on the dumpster: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3

Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.

Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame Ты two for not fixing this car!
Gary: Ты just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. или to be еще specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of Ты to prepare for the Далее scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want Ты to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do Ты want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much Ты pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would Ты like to work on props?
Louis: How do Ты do that?
Director Nick: Go to the благодарность room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did Ты find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do Ты think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, или mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to благодарность room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here Ты are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the Любовь of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the Далее episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up Далее is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Рождество at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do Ты like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much еще gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will Ты look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*

The bow squeezed the box, and желе came out.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But Ты destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, Ты can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* Эй, guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are Ты alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the горн, стеклярус poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Ты Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.

"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." сказал(-а) Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."

The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."

Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"

"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.

"I'd appreciate it if Ты didn't say that word ever again." сказал(-а) Alex.

"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"

The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.

"Okay," сказал(-а) Alex, "In секунда place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."

Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.

"I hope Ты don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."

"That's... Fine." сказал(-а) Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."

The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.

"Stick it up your жопа, попка Alex, или better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.

еще laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just Переместить onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."

Potent Potables
How many eyes do Ты have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points

"That's where Ты automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.

As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.

Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames by Nintendo

The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."

The white unicorn replied by saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.

"How many eyes do Ты have for 400. Good choice." сказал(-а) Alex.

As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes Ты have."

Sean buzzed in.

"Sean?" Asked Alex.

"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."

The audience laughed once again.

"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.

Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"

The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. Ты have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will Ты pick a category?"

The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"

This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."

еще laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"

"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let еще laughter come out of their mouths. "As I сказал(-а) earlier, all Ты have to do is ring your buzzer, and Ты automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."

However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.

"You are all idiots." сказал(-а) Alex, "Sean, why don't Ты pick a category?"

"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." сказал(-а) Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.

"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, Ты might succeed." сказал(-а) Alex in a disgusted tone. еще laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Япония in 1945."

Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! Аниме porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.

"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." сказал(-а) Alex. "The category is your Избранное letter in the alphabet."

As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters Ты can choose from. Just go for whichever one Ты want. It could be an A, или a B. или how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling Ты three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."

The timer rang, and they were out of time.

"Okay, let's see what Ты wrote down." сказал(-а) Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, Ты wrote down, the letter N. Ты wagered, igga."

The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.

"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing еще laughter to come from the audience.

"Right." сказал(-а) Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."

The audience laughed, and cheered.

"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope Ты die."

As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, Ты wrote down, the letter F."

"I sure did. Ты did tell us to write down our Избранное letter."

"Fantastic. Ты did very well." сказал(-а) Alex, "Let's see your wager."

The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."

"I could say it out loud." сказал(-а) Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."

The End

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