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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.

Even now. My Друзья and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..

Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.

But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends еще time hugging each other, than making me laugh.

Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."

Another "near laugh" is when David лопата meets his son.. Just thw way he лопата reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having нож drawn on him.

Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved by the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).

Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it или not. Tyler Lautner.

I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. или if I was just really bored by this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.

Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. или as my Друзья and I call him.

"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"



He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his Youtube career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..

No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 минуты of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..

Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.

He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump улица, уличный appear to be "funny".

He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.

Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..

Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.

But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..


Four and half, out of ten.

Not bad.
#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't еще badass than his scream voice..


#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's кулер, охладитель when their not..


#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the Список from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..


#4: ягненок, баранина OF GOD:
I am not a Фан of ягненок, баранина of God.
Their too death...
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RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!


Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. Ты know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.


Rick: (nearly hit by a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!


Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.


RICK: By Morgan, hope Ты never try to kill me in the future.


RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...
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MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...
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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted by two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Друзья find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Любовь that.....
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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Остаться в живых that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry Ты can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated by woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped by a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied by the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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Okay.. The first thing Ты guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Ты in front of a bus without a секунда thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when Ты really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him еще pain.

Anyway.
Not much еще to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..
Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy дерево Друзья Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no еще then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself Избранное movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...
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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. или at least Youtube him..



The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, или at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the пляж, пляжный now that she knows it's a...
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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Лондон to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..


ONE год EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over by a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Марихуана in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...
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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated или misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Дисней had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. или Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically котелок Hat Guy..


#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 минуты the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a сердце attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...
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I know. I know.. еще Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, сука mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...
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#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Остаться в живых there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.



#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!



#3:
Another...
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#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with Любовь interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated by Niko, have дана him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...
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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror Фильмы too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...
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Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! Ты have NO idea how much I need Ты wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Остаться в живых my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. Ты clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, Ты have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....
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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call Ты back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So Ты крыса out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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Play this song when Чтение it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the день too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, Ты know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill Ты on sight.. But if Ты survive the night.. Let's have a пиво to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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