This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса in Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: Ты smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй,
Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants Ты to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are Ты still mad at Celestia for making Ты do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her жопа, попка attacked by Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if Ты ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are Ты gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have Ты got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
радуга Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, еще ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* Ты niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally Остаться в живых the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: радуга Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
They stop fighting for three секунды just to dance to a song, and have their face changed
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, или else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do Ты want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something Ты accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.