This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса in Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: Ты smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: Эй, Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants Ты to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are Ты still mad at Celestia for making Ты do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her жопа, попка attacked by Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if Ты ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are Ты gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have Ты got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
радуга Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, еще ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* Ты niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally Остаться в живых the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: радуга Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
Song: link
They stop fighting for three секунды just to dance to a song, and have their face changed
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, или else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do Ты want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something Ты accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса in Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: Ты smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: Эй, Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants Ты to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are Ты still mad at Celestia for making Ты do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her жопа, попка attacked by Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if Ты ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are Ты gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have Ты got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
радуга Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, еще ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* Ты niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally Остаться в живых the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: радуга Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
Song: link
They stop fighting for three секунды just to dance to a song, and have their face changed
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, или else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do Ты want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something Ты accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion или something.
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the Показать becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
или even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the Показать becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
или even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1: KORN:
When Ты think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make Ты think of Цветы and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I Любовь them (obviously). But these songs are Пение about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: розовый FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When Ты think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make Ты think of Цветы and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I Любовь them (obviously). But these songs are Пение about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: розовый FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the вверх war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would Ты feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Телевидение that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the вверх war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would Ты feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Телевидение that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most Избранное character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit или whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the Показать till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless Ты count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most Избранное character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit или whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the Показать till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless Ты count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" Показать then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" Показать then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online Письмо
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta Фан fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I Любовь Korn
I have almost EVERY Эминем album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Друзья these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online Письмо
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta Фан fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I Любовь Korn
I have almost EVERY Эминем album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Друзья these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all Любовь to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
We all Любовь to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.