#1:

"Your too late to save her!" The unnamed demon cried arrogantly.

'Neat" Alucard said, unphased.

"But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!" The demon cried.

"Ohh? See that WOULD be intimidating, if Ты were.. Well, intimidating" Alucard chuckled.

"Grr, are Ты mocking me!?" The demon cried angrily.

"Oh no, no, no no no no... Pffft, yeah." Alucard laughed, and with that he shoots the demon though the head. The demon's head explodes aparn impact. And is dead.

"But how.. How did Ты kill a demon with a gun!?"

"It's no NORMAL bullets.. It's silver пересекать, крест melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon или not.. Nothing I shoot ever gets up, again" Alucard smirked.

"So what are Ты doing here anyway?" Verona asked.

"The usual.. I took one of my enthusiastic walks" Alucard.

"And kill fallen angels?" Verona asked.

"VERY enthusiastic walks" Alucard said.

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#2:

Evil Demon: (destroying a a unknown town for reasons that aren't justified, или even know) MWAHAHAHA! NOBODY CAN MATCH THE POWER OF AAMON!

Alucard: (calmly appears out of wall) I won't be so sure of that, Aamon.

Aamon: A vampire!? (laughs) Please, I eat Вампиры for breakfast.

Alucard: Not just any old vampire here.. I am a DEMON vampire.. And "you" sir, have been a naughty little bitch, haven't you?.. Afriad I have to put Ты into purgatory.. Well.. Parts of you.

Aamon: HAHAHA! Ты cannot scar-

Alucard: Shhhhh.. Ты hear that?

Aamon: I don't hear-

Alucard: *shoots him in the head without even raising his gun* Must have been the wind.

AAMON: AHH, GOD! THAT HURT!

Alucard: Your lucky that wasn't one of my "special" bullets, just a normal one

Aamon: HAS ANYONE TOLD Ты THAT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

Alucard: Yes, but most of them are dead.

Aamon: Well, your a prick.

Alucard: Too bad I don't get offended by a man who never existed.

Aamon: But I'm right her- Ohhhhh

Alucard: Any last words.

Aamon: WAIT!.. WE CAN WORK TOGETHER!

Alucard: So.. I see Ты for what Ты really are!.. And Ты dare to call yourself a demon!?.. Ты DISGUEST ME!

Aamon: But-

Alucard: (releases his giant hellhound) Get him boy.

Aamon: NO PLE- (gets violently eaten).

Alucard: (calmly) I wonder why the sky is blue.. Weird.

Alucard: There boss.. The dirty deed is done.

Verona: Good, but we have another problem.. Brutaloo escaped, we need to stop he-

Alucard: Liz is on it.

Verona: Ты sent my daughter!?

Alucard: I tried to stop her. But she was clever.. She took advantage of my complete lack of actual careness.

Verona: I hire Ты to be my bodyguard and Ты can't eve-

Liz: (teleports in) Got her

Brutaloo: Yes, yes, I'll go back.. Just stop tasering me.

Liz: No promises.

Brutaloo: Damn you.

Alucard: There, everything worked out.. I'm going for a walk.

Verona: Oh no your not.. Your last "walk" involved burning down a church.

Alucard: Well Далее time, don't Реклама blood, and have it be just wine.

Verona: Alucard, I can't have Ты causing another scene!

Alucard: Ohh, what Ты gonna do? Call that guy that can stop me?.. What was his name.. Michael mc-doesn't-excist.

Verona: ... I'll give Ты a raise.

Alucard: And a new gun

Verona: Fine, a new gun.

Alucard: And flash your boobs!

Verona: Excuse m-

Alucard: Kidding.. I already x-rayed though your clothes.

Verona: FUCK YOU!

Alucard: I would, but I'm tired.. (turns into bat form and sleeps on the roof).

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#3:

Bella: How did Ты get in here?

Edward: The window.

Bella: Do Ты do that a lot?

Edward: Just the past couple of months I like watching Ты sleep.: Watching Ты sleep. It's fasionating.

Bella: That's fucking creepy!

Edward: No it's not.

Bella: Yes it is!

Edward: No it's not.

Bella: Yes it is!

Edward: ... Ты are my heroin.

Bella: What the hell are you!?

Edward: The embarressment of Robert Pattinson's actually pretty decent Актёрское искусство career.. But mostly a vampire.

Alucard (voice heard from other side of door): Bull-shit!

Edward: Who's there!?

Alucard: Oh Ты know.

Suddenly a rain of bullets blasts open the door, Alucard shoots his pistols so fast it's like a minigun. And Edward and Bella are both blown to bits.

Alucard: a REAL fucking vampire. (the intro scream for CSI-MIAMI plays)

Director: Cut.. That's not part of the scrip-

Alucard: (punches the director) YET Ты PUT GLOWING Вампиры IN THE FUCKING SCRIPT!

Director: I do what the kids wanna see.

Alucard: I'll tell Ты what they wanna see (bites the director and begins drinking him/her).

Producer: Camera man, Ты getting this!?

Camera man: Yes.

Producer: Good.

SOON AFTER:

Alucard (heard on Verona's speakerphone, assumably outrght "eating" the late director. So he/she won't become a vampire, или even ghoul): Things have been really quite sense than. (gross chewing sounds).

Verona: Alucard.. That's not what I sent Ты for.

Alucard (mouth full): Well I did the world a favor. (takes another bite).

Verona: Can Ты please just find the REAL demon.

Alucard: Fine.. But admit it. Ты were aroused when Ты saw it on the news!

Verona: Maybe a little. But we're discuess that later.

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#4:

Alucard: *prepares sandwich* Alright deer meat. Prepare to have a vampire shallow you. *prepares bite when Verona bursts in*

Verona: We have a mission.

Alucard: But I'm eating!

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#5:

Flug, controlling Packie, manages to get into Verona's cave place, by Packie's connections.

Once inside, he finds Liz, asking where Dementia is.

"Trevor took her back to Sandy Shores." Liz said.

"And where's that?"

"She told me not tell anyone while Black Hat is still around" Liz said.

Flug, out of patience, makes Packie pull out his gun and shoot her with one of the special bullets. Like Seras, Liz is effected by them. In fact, only one not is Alucard and possibly Black Hat.

Packie (in Flug's voice): We don't have time for manners.. Where is Dementia!?

Liz groans in agony.

Flug makes Packie shoot her twice еще for good messaure, laughing.

Liz: WHY PACKIE!?

"That isn't Packie" сказал(-а) Alucard's voice, and suddenly his silhouette appears behind Packie, his eyes glowing red.

Unfortunately for the possessed Packie, Alucard is in papa волк mode, and suddenly he shoves his arm up Packie's throat, somehow pulling out the mini Dr Flug.

Packie, now normal, falls to the ground, unconscous.

Alucard holds tiny Flug down to the groaning Liz.

"Now. Apologize to my baby girl." Alucard сказал(-а) in tranquil fury.

"No! No I won't!" Flug cried stubbornly.

"You sure? Cause even if your a little sor-"

"NO! I'M COMPLETELY NOT SOR-"

Suddenly Alucard squeezes the fist holding Flug, enough to seemingly kill him, and than Alucard friggin eats him in one bite.

"Mmm, pancakey"

Liz continues to groan in agony.

Alucard zaps her with some of his power like in Dragon Ball Z или something, healing up the wound instantly.

"How did yo-"

"Demon"

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#6:

Liz is due to get married. The man is called Xonis.

Due to his lack of social skills, that were yet to be fully resolved.

Alucard, once alone with Xonis, gets aggressive to him. Sense Liz is considered a daughter to him. Alucard "demanding" that Xonis treats her like she a princess. Even violently killing a Болталка prisoner to Показать Xonis what would happen to him if he ever cheats on или abuses Liz.

"If he's lucky."

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#7:

Brutaloo is seen playing гитара again, it seems to be her only past time hobby. This time she's playing the гитара intro of Dawn of Demise - intent to Kill.. Seriously, why does scream metal always have to have the most badass guitars!? Yet such terrible terrible lyrics, if Ты can call it that.

This time she stops when she sees Carly and Seras approach, and tosses away the guitar.

Brutaloo: So.. Ты came

Seras: What did we ever do to you?

Brutaloo: I'm just here as a hitman.. Well, woman.. I got payed to silence you.. I don't ask questions.

Carly: Is it Micah?

Brutaloo: Yes.

Carly: How can Ты trust someone like that!?

Brutaloo: Cause I "am" someone like that.

Carly: Fair enough.. How much to kill Micah? (Brutaloo turns intrigued)

Brutaloo: How much Ты got?

Carly: (pays her $4000 on the spot)

Brutaloo: Ты rob banks, kid?

Carly: (nods)

Brutaloo: Great.. I'm still gonna kill Ты though.. He'll just be next.

Carly: Bu- But Ты took my money!

Brutaloo: Yes I did.. (gets Crossbow out, and readys arrow) Now tell me Townley. Are Ты about to die?

Carly: No.

Brutaloo: Nu uh.. (points crossbow) No lying.

Carly thinks fast and shoots Brutaloo with the anti tank винтовка Seras gave her, the impact sends Carly flying, and knocked unconscious. Brutaloo also was sent flying, with a large gaping hole now though her stomach. Seras panicks and runs to Carly, all motherly, and banadaging Carly's small head wound, Поцелуи her forehead, forgetting about Brutaloo. "I knew that gun was too much for you" Seras сказал(-а) worriedly.

"Fuck this" сказал(-а) the badly wounded Brutaloo, her crossbow flew long out of reach, and she whistles like for a dog to come over. And at that Cthulhu bursts in. Seras stands over the unconscous Carly, readying herself.

"Chulhu! Kill the blonde one!" Brutaloo ordered.

Cthulhu readys lightening, but suddenly he gets literary cut in half, and dies on the spot. Alucard revealing himself from behind Cthulhu.

Alucard (dryly): Bad dog.

"Alucard! Never thought I'd be so happy to see you." Seras cried excitedly.

"I bet" Alucard replied, giving a small smile.

"Dammit, that was all had" Brutaloo admitted to herself, badly wounded by Carly's gunshot, and quietly tries to crawl away, leaving a blood trail behind. She knows she can't win now.

Unfortantely for her, Alucard blocks her way, and glares down at her.

"Seriously, who are you?" Brutaloo asked, weakly, having never met him. Only Liz.

"Ask Satan" Alucard сказал(-а) dryly, and pulls out one of his special pistols, killing her with a old fashioned headshot.. Than he pauses, and shoots her corpse twice more. Just "because".

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#8:

Ganger catches up to the nurses. And being as evil as he is. He chooses to solve the situration by murdering them. Already doing so to one of them, just to scare them. However it's revealed they work for Verona… Because why not, and she appears with Alucard.. She tell Alucard that Ganger was the one who raped his surrogate daughter. So Alucard (quite calmly) punches Ganger literary though the chest, and then rips Ganger in half.

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#9:

Alucard ended up killing a team of thugs that were harressing Liz, the leader has their bodyparts all removed, and Alucard drinks all the blood, and even has the leaders head mounted over Alucard's fireplace.

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#10:

Liz is forcibly chained up to a chair by Freddy and Ogden in Ogdan's lair. Black Hat keeping guard outside, and the recently revived Frank Tenpenny is seen there two, but only being only used as a janitor of all things.

"Does it have to be so tight?" Liz growled.

"Ooo, but I thought Ты liked tight things." Freddy Krueger mocked.

"Oo-hoo, god, damn!" Penny сказал(-а) from behind, in a "oh snap" type of way.

Liz: Very funny asshole. Just right til I get out of this!

Freddy: Which one? The chains или the skimpy outfit?

Liz: It's a leotard. It still covers up everything.

Freddy: Everything but the legs.

"God, daaaaamn!" Tenpenny shouts, same tone.

"Thank Ты Frank.. See, Frank gets me." Freddy сказал(-а) proudly.

"Please, he just knows what people like to hear." Liz mocked.

"What would be the point, he's the weakest one in the room, now somebody help find the brainwashing machine. I don't want any mistakes this time." Ogdan said, being a large black dragon. Not sure what his true size is. I assume around the size of Smaug from The Hobbit. Bit smaller maybe.

"Why can't Ты take a hint asshole. I don't want to be your daughter!" Liz cried.

"Well I do, so Ты don't have a choice in the …"

Suddenly one of the walls blows open, drawing everyone's attention. And as the smoke clears, Alucard appears as a shadowy silhouette, his red eyes narrow at Ogdan.. He and Verona put a tracker on Liz, for just such occasions.

"Alucard!" Liz cried excitedly, Freddy slaps her to silence her.

"Crap, it's him again." Ogdan groaned.

"I got him." Tenpenny cried, and pulls out duel карабин Rifles.

"Finally some action around here, bout god damn ti-"

Before Tenpenny finishes, Alucard had already shot him clean in the head, and he falls down dead. Ogdan Показ no reaction. Though Freddy is slightly disappointed, not sad though, еще as in if a football game got cancelled.

"Dumb-ass." Liz mocked the dead Tenpenny.

"What do Ты want Dracula?" Ogdan groaned.

"My daughter.. Give me back my daughter." Alucard сказал(-а) in tranquil fury.

"YOUR daughter!?" Ogdan cried angrily.

"That's right, she's mine now." Alucard said.

" I sired her. She's physically mine." Ogdan replied.

"And I won't allow that anymore." Alucard replied, and without warning he pulls out his large duel pistols and opens fire. Ogdan arrogantly laughs as the bullets bounce off his scales.

"You know that wasn't gonna work." Ogdan сказал(-а) arrogantly.

"Wasn't aiming for you." Alucard calmly replied.

Ogdan, though confused at first suddenly turns to Liz, seeing the bullets successfully freed her from her chains.

"NO!" Ogdan cried, and goes after her, but Alucard teleports into front of him, shooting him in the eye, making Ogdan scream out in agony, which appears to amuse Alucard before he attempts to перфоратор, удар, пунш out Ogdan's сердце like last time, but Ogdan catches his arm.

"Not this time."Ogden сказал(-а) and rips off the arm, Alucard screams out in agony, but manages to regenerate the arm, though once he does Freddy leaps onto Alucard's back, stabbing his перчатка, перчатки into Alucard various times, but Alucard grabs him and throws Freddy out the window. Alucard than uses a spell that brings out his undead version of his own army from his Vlad the Implalor days. Apparently Alucard killed them.. Yeah Alucard killed his own soldiers.

Freddy gets up, only to see a undead medieval army surrounding him. Lead by a bunch of jousters.

"Well that's not fair at all." Freddy groaned annoyedly, quoting Jan Valentine from the TFS version, before suddenly the jousters stab him all over, and Freddy is seen getting violently pulled into the distances. The other undead soldiers following behind.

Alucard turns away from the window, when suddenly Ogden stabs his fist though Alucard's chest.

"How do Ты like it!?" Ogdan cried angrily.

Alucard: Actually.. (smiles evilly) I like it a lot.

Suddenly Alucard uses his black magic to lock Ogden in place by gluing Ogden's fist inside him.

"Hey, let me go!" Ogdan cried.

Alucard doesn't reply, instead he unleases one of those huge dog things.. Hell hounds I call them, cause it seems fitting.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" Ogdan cried, actually scared.

"You hurt Liz for the last time." Alucard сказал(-а) calmly, and the hell hound strikes, Ogdan screams in fear.