This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the улица, уличный with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten by parasprites, and now Ты want me to buy Ты a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are Ты in a bad mood? Рождество is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at Рождество time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, Ты can blame the director of this Показать for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat сука out.
Spike: I bet Ты can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a огонь hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat сука must be high on drugs, или somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are Ты doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: Ты must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do Ты even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need Ты tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that розовый German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some еще snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the Youtube Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, Ты don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit by an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ты think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! Ты сказал(-а) something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. Ты predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed by Болталка shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did Ты survive being crushed by a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would Ты like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do Ты do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew Ты was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what Ты Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 минуты later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: Эй, nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit by a car if Ты пересекать, крест the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car by running me over. I'll prove it to Ты right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit by a '56 Buick*
пони in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this еще often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend. The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the улица, уличный with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten by parasprites, and now Ты want me to buy Ты a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are Ты in a bad mood? Рождество is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at Рождество time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, Ты can blame the director of this Показать for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat сука out.
Spike: I bet Ты can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a огонь hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat сука must be high on drugs, или somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are Ты doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: Ты must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do Ты even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need Ты tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that розовый German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some еще snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the Youtube Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, Ты don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit by an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ты think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! Ты сказал(-а) something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. Ты predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed by Болталка shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did Ты survive being crushed by a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would Ты like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do Ты do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew Ты was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what Ты Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 минуты later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: Эй, nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit by a car if Ты пересекать, крест the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car by running me over. I'll prove it to Ты right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit by a '56 Buick*
пони in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this еще often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend. The End
Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy макаронные изделия, макароны readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way или another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that Ты should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. или even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. или have Друзья that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy макаронные изделия, макароны readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way или another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that Ты should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. или even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. или have Друзья that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..