(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Лондон to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..


ONE год EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over by a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Марихуана in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things, having a berserk button about dirty cops in general, and Carly tries to calm her but they are arrested anyway.

Long story short they realize they are never leaving and thanks to Carly's quick thinking they escape and board a train taking them back to San Andreas, however the Sheriff followed them saying they are still his prisoners.

"Oh god we're gonna die!" Carly cried frightenedly, but a now calmer Seras just walked up in front of her, shielding her.

Seras: Not so fast pal, You're in my jurisdiction now.

Suddenly a bunch of LS cops surround them, aiming at the Sheriff and his men, who all surrender.

Carly: How did yo-

Seras: I put in a call on the train.. (goes up to the Sheriff, grabbing a handgun off one of her cop friends) Ты got some nerve driving around my town with a busted headlight (smashes it with the gun). And a busted windshield (smashes windshield). And an untreated flesh wound. (shoots him in leg)

Sheriff: AHH, GOD!

Seras: Ты took an oath just the same as me. Just because Ты have a badge doesn't mean Ты can treat people any way Ты like. And as a law enforcement professional, Ты have an obligation to be еще ethically upstanding than the average man, not less. Now, get the hell out of my town.. Come back, I kill you.

The Sheriff limps away and Seras gives the gun back to the cop.

Carly hugs Seras, thanking her, Seras pats her saying it was nothing and jokingly saying let's just пляж, пляжный Далее time.

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CURRENT день - NOW CHRISTMAS:

"And that's my story for the craziest weekend."

Carly told the Smith family at the ужин table. "I do miss Seras though, I kept asking her to come but she always said..."

"Miss Carly, look, I have to mail my letter to Santa." сказал(-а) Jeff Fisherman as he entered the room holding a letter. Carly giggles, finding it adorable he still believes in Santa.

"Aww that's very nice Jeff, make Ты mail it before..."

"You're a dumbass Jeff!" Stan cried angrily, pounding the table.

Carly: Oh, okay..

"Hey, leave him alone. He's just excited about Christmas." Sally insisted, Hayley seconding this.
"He's a grown man and he still believes in Santa Claus." Stan groaned.

"Isn't it amazing? To maintain that childlike sense of wonder?"

"No, Hayley. And I'm not getting that moron a damn thing for Christmas. Just because Ты married him doesn't make him a part of my family."

"That is literally exactly what that means." Pinkie replied.

"Pinkie shut up, the only thing I have to accept is that socially men can’t wear mascara even though it makes my eyes pop like firecrackers!" Stan cried out.

"You guys never get along do you." Carly groaned.

"This is actually a good day, no broken glass." Francine groaned.

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A few days later and despite Francine's objections, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, an AK47 to be precise. While fooling around Steve accidentally kills a Mall Santa. An indifferent Stan convinces Steve to hide the body, only for Carly and Pinkie to find out and розовый tells Francine due to not being able to lie to her. As an orphan, розовый probably sees her as a mother figure.

Stan does not find the man in the CIA database but he dismisses this and doesn't investigate further.

The Далее день they receive threatening letters, stating that someone knows what they did and that they will be punished. They watch the news and discover that no one really feels like it is Christmas, as if someone killed Santa. Steve becomes concerned they killed the real Santa and Carly says it's silly, saying Santa's just a myth, and goes to Показать him the body to prove it, but it has mysteriously vanished and Steve is the one proven correct.

"Oh god, I killed Santa!" Steve cried tearfully, Carly goes to hug him only to be nearly shot by an arrow, the shooter reveals to be an elf, who tells them Santa's recovering and is gonna rage war against them.

"What? But Santa's good." Carly insisted.

"That's just what we tell you.. Santa's coming for all of you!" The elf warns and rides off on a reindeer.

"Well, shit." Roger groaned.