Starting tomorrow I'm going on a trip to Flordia.. Not the first time.
So if Ты never hear from me for two weeks your know it's cause of lack of internet there.
If Ты DO hear from me.
All will be back to normal.
Hope Ты guys can survive with out my sarcastic Комментарии complaining about stuff that often has nothing to do with ANYTHING!
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So if Ты never hear from me for two weeks your know it's cause of lack of internet there.
If Ты DO hear from me.
All will be back to normal.
Hope Ты guys can survive with out my sarcastic Комментарии complaining about stuff that often has nothing to do with ANYTHING!
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Player: (Drives quickly down the road)
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands Далее to the player) Do Ты know why I pulled Ты over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may или may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give Ты a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T Ты READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands Далее to the player) Do Ты know why I pulled Ты over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may или may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give Ты a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T Ты READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!