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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Ты already сказал(-а) that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three минуты later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..


#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..


#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...


#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE кепка, колпачок LOCK!!


#5:
"What a person from Лондон called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth


#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.


#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..


#8:
"How are Единороги made?"
ME: With Любовь and fresh farts.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic радуга is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Canada24
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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful день in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have Ты done?
Pete: You're still going...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as Ты are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what Ты THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because Ты decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! или I WILL SET Ты ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, Ты protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my Избранное cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my Избранное cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. Ты know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: Ты do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS улица, уличный (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with Ты instead of killing Ты straight away.
And...
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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did Ты say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) Ты had one fucking job and Ты couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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 R.I.P
R.I.P
#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't Ты gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told Ты when Ты were in there, или were Ты so busy playing holier-than-thou Ты started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) Ты GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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posted by Canada24
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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Ты want to run? Huh? Ты want to run, Ты want to disrespect me? Ты want to fuck with me? I mean, Ты come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Ты want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Ты thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Ты up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a Статья to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I Любовь about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...
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posted by Canada24
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ONE WEEK BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:

Packie is spending some time with Kate.

But as often stated by Kate in the game itself, Packie has uncontrollable behavior when he's with her in public and will attack anyone who he thinks is looking at her "wrong".

This fact is currently being proven, as a guy tried hitting on Kate, and is now shown with both of his legs broken, despite the harmless intent.

"Take that Ты little fucking shit!" Packie cried angrily.

"Jeeze, Packie, he was only trying to be nice" сказал(-а) a reasonably frightened Kate.

"Yeah.. Well.. I didn't like the look in his...
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(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told Ты I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told Ты I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told Ты I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Ты I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Ты I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Ты I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Ты I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...
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SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H Эй, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
AppleJack: Are ya drunk или something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Любовь Ты Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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posted by Canada24
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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way или anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no еще than what Ты expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing еще to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable Ты just want to take everything Ты own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Лондон bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Лондон Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do Ты know what my вверх three Избранное things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. секунда is Nazis. Can Ты guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: Ты will witness what happens what here today, and Ты will will speak of it later.. Except Ты won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental или not instrumental. This song still fits the Название of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: ягненок, баранина of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as ягненок, баранина of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have Ты heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I Любовь both versions of the...
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