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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 дней назад
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful день in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going Главная yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 дней назад
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman холм, хилл in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered by diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete сказал(-а) he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·4 дней назад
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to torture and murder his dozens of victims for his own amusement by using their primal fears against them, all the while cracking jokes..

The twisted part.. The sequels often have us "root for Freddy".. Because of hiis constant trolling, and Robert England's prefamance..


#2: PHILLIP "THE GOVERNOR" BLAKE (comics):
Phillip has disturbing similarities to Jim Jones and Charles Manson.. He manpulates Woodbury by hiding his true colours, and Актёрское искусство like a kind rational person to them.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·10 дней назад
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take a look at some of the highlights we all enjoyed.

Episode 1

Hawkeye: Hi, Ты must be my new огонь mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·10 дней назад
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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our Показать where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, или played as characters in skits. For instance, радуга Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first день of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·10 дней назад
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·11 дней назад
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, Барби learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, Ты don't have to worry about being made fun of. Барби is now a soldier that kicks ass.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·11 дней назад
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Эй, everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are Ты doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would Ты tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the Показать like they do with half of the Фильмы they produce.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·11 дней назад
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW год ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some Оружие into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I Любовь Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All Ты do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their жопа, попка off just so they can watch a ball Переместить down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·11 дней назад
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Ты finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Рождество List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got еще important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Назад episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the месяц goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·11 дней назад
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Welcome of my Хэллоуин inspired movie reviews.

I been Чтение many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Хэллоуин review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the Фильмы became worse and worse.. Even after Хэллоуин H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy Фильмы are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming еще and еще of a troll..

Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head by the end of the film..

It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I сказал(-а) last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick жопа, попка with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring

Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic радуга as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick жопа, попка
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here until after the crossover parody ended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody is... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Leave it to me. Today's crossover parody is The Bob The Builder Show. This one combines Bob The Builder with The Bob Newhart Show.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad день for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To Показать Ты what we're talking about, let me Показать Ты four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro Показ the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: радуга Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and радуга Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV Показать they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the день to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the Назад episode how Ты сказал(-а) we might get killed by assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are Ты still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! Ты have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Confused* Weird, but whatever. Today's crossover parody is The Derpy Files.
Tom: Featuring Derpy taking Jim Rockford's role in the T.V show, The Rockford Files. Be prepared for some strange Вопросы if Ты get caught, или arrested.
Audience: *Laughing*

Somewhere at Derpy's trailer home, a phone starts to ring, and it goes to voicemail.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Ты know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Ты were supposed to make them laugh Ты idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·15 дней назад
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#1: CARNAGE:
Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?

Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.

As a child, he killed his grandmother by pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother by throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"

When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and wanted his own venom.. Which unfortantly for the world, venom agreed to his proposal. And Cletus called himself "Carnage".

As Carnage, Kasady proved stronger than Spider-Man and Venom combined, and his symbiote was not only less susceptible to sonics than its progenitor but infinitely еще difficult to remove, having bonded to his bloodstream. In his first appearance, Carnage forced Spider-Man and Venom to call a temporary truce to defeat him..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·17 дней назад
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause Ты know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far еще affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death акула attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a акула attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned by the Рождество singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..


#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. Ты know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten by a giant great white..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·17 дней назад
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This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my Избранное monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a Список to celebrate this coming Хэллоуин with infamish half-man half-wolf

link



#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..


#9: волк (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten by a волк while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling in Любовь does he realize it's a curse, and makes efferts to get rid of it..


#8: I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF (2002):
Read WindWakers Статья for a better review than I could give..

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·18 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Great to see Ты again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never сказал(-а) we weren't going to do jokes.
Master Sword: Yes Ты did.
Tom: No I didn't.
Master Sword: Well I'm pretty sure Ты did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, M*A*S*H Ponies On The Rails
Master Sword: And this is a crossover of.. Do we even have to say it? It's got both of the titles from the shows right there for you!
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·18 дней назад
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Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in Фан fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do Ты punk?
Cody: Get, offa da beach!!
Stormtrooper 59: *Shooting dozens of Rebels with a DLT-19*
Cody: Let's, go!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Lexi: *Sees snow starting to fall*
Eula: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*

Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·20 дней назад
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Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..



#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..


#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third Хэллоуин movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..


#8: TRICK или TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as Хэллоуин obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the год checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves..


#7: THE CONJURING:
I don't really have much to say.. But I do Любовь this movie.. And its sequel..


#6: INSIDIOUS:
Another ghost movie.. Jump scares done right, sometimes its nice they DO serve a purpose in horror.. Rather than using them as lazy tricks like today..
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·21 дней назад
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Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 1 Finale of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 10

Back From The Future

Stop the song

June 8, 1951

The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.

Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do wrong this time?) *walks to Pete* Yes?
Pete: I noticed the work you've been doing.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·21 дней назад
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Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do Ты know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps Ты should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have Ты Остаться в живых your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the Atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
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