"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
Guy: What Ты doing with it anyway?
Christian: Ты know. It's probably one of those things Ты SHOULDN'T ask about.
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
Jimmy: Why are Ты holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"