Canada24's club.. My Избранное Will Farrell quotes.. Because I forgot how funny this dude can be

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I&# 39; m gonna put my nut- sack, on your drum- set!!
I'm gonna put my nut-sack, on your drum-set!!
I&# 39; m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
If Ты have a small child, use it as a shield!...
If Ты have a small child, use it as a shield! They Любовь the tender meat!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
Ты sit on a thrown of lies!!
Ты sit on a thrown of lies!!
Ты smell like beef and cheese, Ты don&# 39; t smell...
Ты smell like beef and cheese, Ты don't smell like Santa.
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
Ты go to hell, and while you&# 39; re there, why don&# 39; t...
Ты go to hell, and while you're there, why don't Ты grab me a juicebox!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK жопа, попка BITCH!!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK жопа, попка BITCH!!
One день I&# 39; ll get Ты over that Стена of anger, and...
One день I'll get Ты over that Стена of anger, and it will be glorious!
Oh look, he&# 39; s flying!
Oh look, he's flying!
I&# 39; m Ricky Bobby. If Ты don&# 39; t chew Big Red, than...
I'm Ricky Bobby. If Ты don't chew Big Red, than fuck you.
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to...
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
Here&# 39; s the deal I&# 39; m the best there is. Plain and...
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple..
You&# 39; re not a doctor... you&# 39; re a big, fat,...
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
I&# 39; m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full...
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shi
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
I wasn&# 39; t * fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
Why don&# 39; t Ты go back to your Главная on whore...
Why don't Ты go back to your Главная on whore island!!
Ты get my son to call Ты daddy. I * fuck* your...
Ты get my son to call Ты daddy. I *fuck* your wife!
I crapped gold!
I crapped gold!
don&# 39; t sexually harass me I&# 39; m already sad.
don't sexually harass me I'm already sad.
Эй, Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
Эй, Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
Ты CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I&# 39; M THE...
Ты CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I'M THE GREATEST MAN, IN THE WORLD!!
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa&# 39; s here ? I know...
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa's here ? I know him
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