Canada24's club.. Trevor Phillips Цитаты (Cause I kinda forgot how much the dude a friggin badass)

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He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest,...
He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest, weirdest kid in Canada.
Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!!
Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!!
I&# 39; M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
I'M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
Now go. I need to meditate. или masturbate. Or...
Now go. I need to meditate. или masturbate. или both.
What&# 39; s your problem eh!? Why aren&# 39; t Ты scared of...
What's your problem eh!? Why aren't Ты scared of me!?
I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to...
I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to me!
Grrr.. I&# 39; ll Показать Ты a fuckin mind fuck!!
Grrr.. I'll Показать Ты a fuckin mind fuck!!
I&# 39; ll свинг, качели by and sign the contacts, just ignore...
I'll свинг, качели by and sign the contacts, just ignore the bodies
I don&# 39; t wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!!
I don't wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!!
Ты can&# 39; t fuckin hustle a hustler!
Ты can't fuckin hustle a hustler!
Hey, cowboy, Ты mind that I fucked your old...
Hey, cowboy, Ты mind that I fucked your old lady!?
Just remember I&# 39; m watching though the scoop of a...
Just remember I'm watching though the scoop of a rifle.
I don&# 39; t even SOUND that Canadian!
I don't even SOUND that Canadian!
I&# 39; ll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd...
I'll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd down the hole!
This! IS! The fuck, my friend!
This! IS! The fuck, my friend!
Далее TIME DON&# 39; T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!!
Далее TIME DON'T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!!
(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I&# 39; ll...
(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I'll die breathing right,
YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!!
YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!!
Ohh.. Were Ты get the pussy Micheal?
Ohh.. Were Ты get the pussy Micheal?
Cute but stupid
Cute but stupid
Nothing!? Didn&# 39; t seem like nothing. I don&# 39; t THINK...
Nothing!? Didn't seem like nothing. I don't THINK it was nothing!
Old man!? Wells how&# 39; s THIS for an old man!!
Old man!? Wells how's THIS for an old man!!
Ты motherfucking FUCK!!
Ты motherfucking FUCK!!
Ты know.. Ты had me at sucide pack
Ты know.. Ты had me at sucide pack
The world dosen&# 39; t need any еще sarcasm! It&# 39; s the...
The world dosen't need any еще sarcasm! It's the blight of the age!
Your such a depressing sinic
Your such a depressing sinic
I&# 39; m sorry I&# 39; m a human with thoughts, band feelings,...
I'm sorry I'm a human with thoughts,band feelings, and emotions
I thought I was the one judas! I&# 39; M SURROUNDED BY...
I thought I was the one judas! I'M SURROUNDED BY THEM!!
Ты wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!!
Ты wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!!
I&# 39; m not above ripping open your chest! Too see...
I'm not above ripping open your chest! Too see what replaced your heart!
Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man
Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man
Ты raptorian mother- FUCKER!!
Ты raptorian mother-FUCKER!!
I spend a LOT of time with people I don&# 39; t like....
I spend a LOT of time with people I don't like. It's one of my Избранное hobbies
Removed from the gene pool!
Removed from the gene pool!
I LIKE IT! Denial! That&# 39; s the first part of giving...
I LIKE IT! Denial! That's the first part of giving process brothers
This is a joke with no перфоратор, удар, пунш line!
This is a joke with no перфоратор, удар, пунш line!
Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!!
Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!!
FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT...
FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PREDESTINES!!
Well guess who&# 39; s come o shit on your doorstep you...
Well guess who's come o shit on your doorstep Ты fuck!
RUN Ты LITTLE FUCK!!
RUN Ты LITTLE FUCK!!
The mooch really IS loose, now!!
The mooch really IS loose, now!!
Today is going one of two ways friends!
Today is going one of two ways friends!
Start Письмо those names on tombstones!!
Start Письмо those names on tombstones!!
Ты can jerk me off if I get bored. I&# 39; m kidding!...
Ты can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm kidding! Ты can suck me off.
Ты look like Ты struggle with simple tasks.
Ты look like Ты struggle with simple tasks.
Lube up your eye hole, fucker, &# 39; cause I&# 39; m gonna...
Lube up your eye hole, fucker, 'cause I'm gonna fuck your tiny mind!
I&# 39; m about ready to turn Ты into roadkill!
I'm about ready to turn Ты into roadkill!
I&# 39; m gonna stick my boy in your eye, it&# 39; s gonna...
I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear!
Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a...
Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a hole!!
Ты make me want a lobotomy!
Ты make me want a lobotomy!
[ intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the...
[intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault.
I&# 39; ll operate Ты under the influence if you&# 39; re not...
I'll operate Ты under the influence if you're not careful.
It&# 39; s like... pornography или a perfect turd..
It's like... pornography или a perfect turd..
I&# 39; m fucking new in town, I&# 39; m making friends, so...
I'm fucking new in town, I'm making friends, so lets party!!
[ hitting another car] Ты wanna end up in the...
[hitting another car] Ты wanna end up in the хобот, ствол of this thing?!
We&# 39; re like modern America. We just get ourselves a...
We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!
It&# 39; s not even the biggest TOOL in the room!!
It's not even the biggest TOOL in the room!!
So we are clear, Ты look like a tit.
So we are clear, Ты look like a tit.
I am diversif- ication personif- ied... or...
I am diversification personified... или personification diversified.
Bring me my coffee или I&# 39; m gonna cut your arm off.
Bring me my coffee или I'm gonna cut your arm off.
Вопрос my Вопросы again, I&# 39; ll slit your...
Вопрос my Вопросы again, I'll slit your throat..
Ты fucking Judas! You&# 39; re just like him!
Ты fucking Judas! You're just like him!
Me the psycho? NO, Ты are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN&# 39;...
Me the psycho? NO, Ты are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN' CHICK I'VE EVER MET! I Любовь YOU!!
Find a happy place, Ты zen cock!
Find a happy place, Ты zen cock!
Hold on to your pointed hats!!
Hold on to your pointed hats!!
Ты better not put me on your Показать Ты fucking...
Ты better not put me on your Показать Ты fucking prick!!
горький as fucking vinegar.
горький as fucking vinegar.
Ты people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!!
Ты people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!!
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 Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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